{"id":16734,"date":"2014-04-23T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=16734"},"modified":"2023-08-25T20:20:20","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T06:20:20","slug":"review-dunkin-donuts-peeps-donut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/04\/23\/review-dunkin-donuts-peeps-donut\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Dunkin\u2019 Donuts Peeps Donut"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dunkin'<\/a><\/p>\n

7:30 in the morning and fresh from the dusty, diesel-packed streets of the Bowery, I swung into the Dunkin\u2019 Donuts, dodging the heating lamps of hash browns and the baskets of 99 cent danishes. I sought neither the jelly-puffed munchkin nor the swirls in the Butter Pecan Latte. Nay, I came for one thing and one thing alone: a torus-shaped chunk of fried dough topped with an artificially colored marshmallow.<\/p>\n

\"Dunkin'<\/a><\/p>\n

Is it a chicken? A warbler? An artist\u2019s interpretation of a Saffron Finch? Much like the Hero\u2019s Journey to the center of the Tootsie Roll, the world may never know what the true breed the Peep \u201cchickadee\u201d is (then again, I\u2019m not a very good ethnographer). What I do know is that each little plop of Dunkin\u2019s dough is topped with one of these aviary escapees, not to mention being doused in a glaze of sugar and artificial colors, which reminds me of Fruity Pebbles, which reminds me of Childhood Joy. So it stands to conclude that this doughnut is made out of Joy, right? <\/p>\n

\"Dunkin'<\/a><\/p>\n

The doughnut comes out with all the vibrancy of a Lisa Frank commercial and its 21 grams of sugar gives an equally vibrant kick in the pants. As hoped for, the anticipated sugar glaze hits first, tasting of little more than the joy of refined, gritty sugary-ness with a hint of vanilla extract. It\u2019s layered on moderately thick and there\u2019s a little crunch as you bite into the softened glaze as it softens and dissolves into a gritty, sweet mess (the best mess there is). This fructose-laden rainbow-brick-road paves the way as you chomp towards the epicenter that is the Peep. You have the option to eat your Peep as you choose. Just remember: that special feeling that comes with chomping the head of a Peep? No one can take that away from you.<\/p>\n

\"Dunkin'<\/a><\/p>\n

The speed bump in the sugary journey came as I bit into the piece of yeast dough. Dry. Pasty. Stiff. This was not Joy. \u201cDid I come in on a bad morning?\u201d I asked myself. \u201cIs the fryer on the fritz? Has a ill-willed goblin from the 7th dimension taken over the Dunkin\u2019 Donut kitchen? BAH! How do I handle ill-willed goblins? What do they have against doughnuts? And how will I be able to attain a mass-marketed piece of adequately fried dough in light of my incapacity to handle a species I\u2019ve yet to understand?\u201d <\/p>\n

These questions were left unanswered as I gnawed my way to the center of the dry piece of bread, each bite bringing only more disappointment. Sure, I always hope for a sugary, dense cake, but even a slightly fresh, modestly moist cake will do. I\u2019ve even been known to take day-old doughnuts and plop them in the microwave to give \u2018em a little kick in the fluff. But this? This was overcooked, even cottony, tasting more like stale Wonder Bread. Wonder Bread tossed in sawdust. Combined with the Peep and it was like chomping a slightly stretchy piece of sugar-coated Styrofoam, the little crumbs of dried out cake spewing dried-out shrapnel every which way. Perhaps a slightly denser cake doughnut may have stood the test better? I don\u2019t know, but I fear this one just didn\u2019t cut it for me.<\/p>\n

Thankfully, I had a hot chocolate at the ready because what goes better with a bird-shaped marshmallow than a frothy beverage of molten cocoa? I would suggest you consider doing the same: grab yourself a coffee, a Cookie Dough Coolata, whatever joe suits your fancy. While dry on its own, the pastry makes excellent dunking material (this is Dunkin\u2019 after all). The beverage adds a bitter, sharp bite to the sugar onslaught while filling in the nooks of hardened dough with a little bit of moisture and caffeine. You will be happy. Your Peep will be happy. The goblins of the 7th dimension will be happy.<\/p>\n

\"Dunkin'<\/a><\/p>\n

Have a sweet tooth? Or ten? Do all of them crave straight sugar laced with sugar that tastes of sugar on a dry piece of bread? If you answered yes to all of the above, the Peeps doughnut is here for you. While I admire the seasonal charm, the colors threaten to blind your sensitive eyeballs and the dry cake is just blee-blah-bloo. In the future, I\u2019ll steer clear of this one, but again\u2026seasonal. It\u2019s a good idea, DD, but I spoke to the Easter bunny this weekend and he told me he\u2019s looking for a Girl Scout Cookie doughnut to deliver next year. So how \u2018bout it Dunkin\u2019: Will you heed the bunny\u2019s call? <\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 310 calories, 130 calories from fat, 10 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 340 milligrams of sodium, 39 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 21 grams of sugar, and 3 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Dunkin\u2019 Donuts Peeps Donut
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $1.09
\nSize:<\/b> N\/A
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Dunkin\u2019 Donuts
\nRating:<\/b> 3 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Corn syrup! Fructose! Bright colors! Slight crunch from the glaze. Poofy marshmallow. Stretchy marshmallow. Marshmallow dunked in hot chocolate. Childhood Joy.
\nCons:<\/b> Bright colors may result in blindness. Dry dough. Stale Wonder Bread tossed in sawdust. Still wondering: how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Goblins of the 7th dimension. Me not being a good ethnographer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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