{"id":17009,"date":"2014-06-10T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=17009"},"modified":"2023-08-29T17:27:11","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:27:11","slug":"review-doritos-roulette-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/10\/review-doritos-roulette-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Doritos Roulette (Canada)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Doritos<\/a><\/p>\n

This could very easily be the shortest review in the history of this site. Doritos Roulette are Nacho Cheese Doritos, with the occasional very spicy chip mixed into the bunch. The end. Mic drop.<\/p>\n

But I guess I should probably justify my existence here and write a bit more than that. Now where’s that mic…<\/p>\n

Not much needs to be said about Nacho Cheese Doritos. They’re the original Doritos flavour, and arguably the tastiest. If you’ve somehow never had them and need me to describe the flavour, then I’m going to assume that you stumbled onto this site by accident. Perhaps you were looking for the Impulsive Buoy, the boating website? Because I’m pretty sure if you did a Venn diagram of “people who read junk food blogs” and “people who have tried Nacho Cheese Doritos,” the two circles would be pretty much right on top of each other. <\/p>\n

But fine, for the boat enthusiasts among you, I’ll throw you a bone: Nacho Cheese Doritos are cheesy (I know, shocker, right?) — cheddar in particular — with a salty, fake-in-the-best-way possible flavour, and enough else going on to make them irresistibly addictive. They’re a classic for a reason. They’re hard to dislike.<\/p>\n

As for Roulette, the bag is predominantly Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are just as tasty as ever. However, about 25 percent, give or take, are a little different than your standard Nacho Cheese chip: they’re spicy. Very spicy.<\/p>\n

Now, I’m no slouch when it comes to spice. Typically, mass-market snacks or fast food items labeled as spicy register for me as a vague tickle, the equivalent of a small kitten playfully batting at your hands. I say this not to boast, but to provide context for this statement: these are legitimately spicy. They’re certainly not the hottest thing you’ve ever had, but you’re definitely going to feel (feel feel<\/a>) the heat. <\/p>\n

If most so-called spicy items are the aforementioned kitten, this is a solid slap in the face.<\/p>\n

\"Doritos<\/a><\/p>\n

Aside from the spice, these chips look and taste just like a regular Nacho Cheese Dorito. So you really have no idea what you’re going to get until you pop it in your mouth (must… resist… “that’s what she said” joke).<\/p>\n

It’s actually really good! The combination of regular chips and super spicy ones work surprisingly well. I don’t know if I’d want a whole bag of Doritos this spicy, but here, where you get a few regular chips to cool your mouth between the hot ones, it’s actually quite satisfying.<\/p>\n

And of course, that’s not to mention the potential hilarity of eating these with a spice wimp and watching them squirm when they get a spicy one.<\/p>\n

I was expecting these to be more of a novelty item than anything else, but I actually wound up enjoying them far more than I thought I would. I’m assuming these are a limited-time-only deal, but if they weren’t, I’d definitely add them to my regular Dorito rotation.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 package (80 grams) – 420 calories, 22 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0.2 grams of trans fat, 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 600 milligrams of sodium, 50 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams fibre, 1 gram sugar, 6 grams protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Doritos Roulette (Canada)
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $1.49 CAN
\nSize:<\/b> 80 gram bag
\nPurchased at:<\/b> International News
\nRating:<\/b> 9 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Classic Nacho Cheese flavour. Good balance of spicy and not-spicy chips. Entertainment value of eating them with people who can’t tolerate spice. The ability to make Passenger 57<\/i> references<\/a> while you eat.
\nCons:<\/b> Might be too spicy for some people. Realizing that a lot of people probably won’t get that Passenger 57<\/i> reference.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This could very easily be the shortest review in the history of this site. Doritos Roulette are Nacho Cheese Doritos, with the occasional very spicy chip mixed into the bunch. The end. Mic drop. But I guess I should probably justify my existence here and write a bit more than that. 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