{"id":172,"date":"2005-03-15T00:00:22","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T10:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=172"},"modified":"2023-08-29T17:47:11","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:47:11","slug":"pillsbury-chocolate-chip-big-deluxe-classics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/15\/pillsbury-chocolate-chip-big-deluxe-classics\/","title":{"rendered":"Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Big<\/p>\n

To celebrate Martha Stewart\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s release from prison, I decided to bake cookies. So while watching CNN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s live coverage of her first day back working at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, I put down my koa wood framed 8×10 photo of Martha and brought out the baking pan from my Martha Stewart Everyday Nonstick 5-Piece Baking Set<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, after a horrible brownie baking accident, which involved me not adding any eggs to the brownie mixture and creating the hardest baked goods ever, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve stopped baking things from scratch. <\/p>\n

Besides, when you bake from scratch you have to worry about fractions, and I suck at fractions.<\/p>\n

So instead of making the cookies from scratch, I opened up a package of Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics, with which I could bake a dozen cookies. I know Martha would kill me if she found out I wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to bake these cookies from scratch. After all, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure she learned how to kill in prison.<\/p>\n

I wonder if she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll teach us how to kill on a future episode of Martha Stewart Living.<\/p>\n

By the way, did you see how hot Martha looks now? Damn! Total MILF!<\/p>\n

If I was in the kitchen with her and I had a wooden spoon in my hands, I would totally spank her ass with it. If only I was under house arrest with her. Sigh.<\/p>\n

Wait, was that too much information for you? Sorry.<\/p>\n

Anyway, after washing my hands and drying them using the hand towel from my Martha Stewart Everyday 5-Star Egyptian Cotton Basketweave Towel Set<\/a> I placed the twelve cookie dough rounds on top of the ungreased baking pan, leaving them about two inches apart from each other.<\/p>\n

Then I placed the baking pan into the oven, which was preheated at 350 degrees fahrenheit. Fifteen minutes later, I had cookies that even Martha would be proud of, if she didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know they weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t made from scratch.<\/p>\n

\"Big<\/a><\/p>\n

After letting them cool for a few minutes, I grabbed one of the smaller plates from my Martha Stewart Everyday Classic White 16-Piece Ceramic Dinnerware Set<\/a> so that I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get crumbs all over the place as I ate my freshly baked cookies, while Martha talked about her experiences in prison.<\/p>\n

Oh, these cookies were good. Every bite had some chocolate goodness. I guess it helped that along with the regular semi-sweet and milk chocolate chips, there were also mini, semi-sweet Hershey\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Kisses added to the cookie dough. It basically was an orgy of chocolate.<\/p>\n

After eating half a cookie, I realized I was missing something very important…MILF…I mean, milk. <\/p>\n

So I pulled out from the cupboard one of the glasses from my Martha Stewart Everyday 12-Piece Butterfly Glassware Set<\/a> and poured myself some milk, so that I could dunk the warm cookies into it. <\/p>\n

Oh, Martha would be so proud!<\/p>\n

When I was done, I put the rest of the cookies in one of the square 5-cup food containers from my Martha Stewart Everyday 48-Piece Airtight Food Container Set<\/a>, so that I may enjoy the cookies later on.<\/p>\n

Overall, these Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics were very good. Or as Martha would say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good thing.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.50 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Quick. Easy to bake. Big cookies. Martha Stewart is a total MILF.
\nCons:<\/b> Martha is still under house arrest. I suck at baking things from scratch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To celebrate Martha Stewart\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s release from prison, I decided to bake cookies. So while watching CNN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s live coverage of her first day back working at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, I put down my koa wood framed 8×10 photo of Martha and brought out the baking pan from my Martha Stewart Everyday Nonstick 5-Piece Baking Set. 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