{"id":17589,"date":"2014-09-02T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=17589"},"modified":"2020-12-28T19:19:27","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T05:19:27","slug":"review-trader-joes-speculoos-cookie-butter-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/09\/02\/review-trader-joes-speculoos-cookie-butter-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Trader Joe\u2019s Speculoos Cookie Butter Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

I injured myself yesterday.<\/p>\n

It was in aisle 3. The Trader Joe\u2019s Speculoos Cookie Butter Ice Cream had been sold out for the previous 10 days. Already half-defeated, melodramatic dairy cravings oozing from my limp, lactose-deprived mind, I turned my head and there, between the frozen waffles and Pomegranate Sherbet: one last quart.<\/p>\n

\u201cBlah! Cream! Ice! Butter! Cookie! Now!\u201d<\/p>\n

It was then that Zeus looked down upon me and said, \u201cYou! You did not form a grammatically coherent sentence! You MUST SUFFER!\u201d A bolt of Karma-infused lightning darted from Mt. Olympus, swooshing carts, Trader Joe\u2019s employees, and oblivious human beings right into the 12-foot path that stood between me and dairy perfection. <\/p>\n

Grabbing a nearby Kouign Amann from the sample station, I leapt over the baskets, the boxes, and the kindly Trader Joe\u2019s employee who was re-stocking the Salsa Authentica (saying \u201cExcuse me\u201d along the way). I reached down, my goal in sight, when my noggin bonked the shelf above and the slew of Very Vanilla meringues avalanched on my cranium.<\/p>\n

Luckily, neither Ancient Greek-inspired divine intervention nor avalanching plastic tubs can stop a true dextrose zealot.<\/p>\n

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

Having brought the tub home and peeled off the safety-sealed container, I can see white creamy stuff and (small) brown chunky speckles. Smells of vanilla and sugar crackle into the air. By all the gold in Robin Hood\u2019s barn, this stuff looks good. With the cover devoid of any specifics, I can only take an amateur dive at what awaits: vanilla, perhaps even sweet cream, ice cream with cookie butter swirls\u2026and Speculoos cookie chunks? Maybe? MAYBE??<\/p>\n

No. No cookie<\/i> chunks. But cookie butter swirl chunks<\/i>? Yes! And in wide abundance. Those chunky, gritty, swirly thingies are spattered throughout, gathering up on your golden spoon 1, 2, 5 chunks at a time. Unlike a dense, crunchy cookie, these cookie butter swirlies are gritty and loose and crumble with their spicy warm bite. <\/p>\n

The art of perfecting the ratio of cookie-butter-to-cream is an exercise worthy of a sensei master. When gathered in their best proportion, the chunks accentuate a warmth from cinnamon and clove in the Speculoos butter while also bouncing off the sweetness in the vanilla base. What\u2019s better is chunks get chunkier as you dig, rewarding you with golden nuggets so big they\u2019d send the gold panners from \u201849 into a tizzy.<\/p>\n

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

And that vanilla-cream base? It\u2019s pretty good. Not enough to make a possum do a back flip or anything, but pretty good. Thick and creamy with a super sweet melt, it makes for a smooth foundation that\u2019s just on the cusp of tasting like an Oreo filling. The Trader chose not to toss in any vanilla bean speckles in this particular base, but who needs speckles when you have chunks of pulverized cookie goo all around? Give me the cookie goo. Give me it all.<\/p>\n

For those in the Vanilla Clan with a penchant for spicy-warm, yet wonderfully simple concoctions, this ice cream will do you right as it stands. If you like your ice cream with more of a punch, you might be well-served to incorporate other mix-ins or smoosh it up with another ice cream flavor. Think chocolate. Coffee. More cookie butter. That triple-layer Mocha Cake your Aunt Sally baked for you last week. Almost anything will do. The vanilla has a lighter flavor, so anything you dump on it will be a dimension to all that perpetual lightness, a yin to its yang, a Nietzsche to its Dora the Explorer.<\/p>\n

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

On the whole, this ice cream registers as \u201cgood\u201d in both the tender, youthful, overly optimistic part of my brain as well as the crumpled, calloused, grumpity part. In fact, it may be the only thing that these parts of my brain agree upon. Ever. While not chaotic or exploding with mix-ins, it\u2019s a simple, slightly spicy, sweet cream that makes good for eating right off the sugar cone, between French toast, or in a bowl after you\u2019ve dumped your entire Halloween candy stash upon it. <\/p>\n

I plan to eat this quart in the morning. I plan to eat this quart at night. I plan to eat this quart until it is finished\u2026 and what if someone tries to eat it from my freezer before then? I will not let them. And if they do, I will buy another. I will collect the cookie butter ice cream. All of it. I will stock my freezer to the brim, supporting the dairy farmers as I fill my belly with cookie-butter-laden cream. I suspect future historians will dig me out of a landfill of empty ice cream containers. I will have no regrets.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1\/2 cup – 220 calories, 130 calories from fat, 12 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 30 milligrams of cholesterol, 70 milligrams of sodium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 18 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Trader Joe\u2019s Speculoos Cookie Butter Ice Cream
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $4.49
\nSize:<\/b> 1 quart
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Trader Joe\u2019s
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Cookie swirls, cookie swirls, everywhere, everywhere. Gritty cinnamon goodness. Solid vanilla-cream base. Less sugar than most powerbars. Good for breakfast. Good for dinner. Supports dairy farmers. The Nietzsche to its Dora the Explorer.
\nCons:<\/b> Could have EVEN MORE cookie swirls. And more cookie swirls. Ice cream base may be too sweet for some. Being buried in a landfill of ice cream pints. Poor grammar. Karma-related injuries. The wrath of Zeus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I injured myself yesterday. It was in aisle 3. The Trader Joe\u2019s Speculoos Cookie Butter Ice Cream had been sold out for the previous 10 days. Already half-defeated, melodramatic dairy cravings oozing from my limp, lactose-deprived mind, I turned my head and there, between the frozen waffles and Pomegranate Sherbet: one last quart. \u201cBlah! Cream! 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