{"id":17778,"date":"2014-11-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=17778"},"modified":"2020-12-28T19:19:09","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T05:19:09","slug":"review-white-castle-frozen-jalapeno-cheeseburgers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/11\/10\/review-white-castle-frozen-jalapeno-cheeseburgers\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: White Castle Frozen Jalape\u00f1o Cheeseburgers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve never lived on the East Coast, which means I’ve never had the pleasure of eating at White Castle. I can’t decide if I just used the word \u201cpleasure\u201d sarcastically, because, while having never been there, I have heard much about the establishment. I’ve heard White Castle burgers are magical, like crack.<\/p>\n

Wait, calling crack magical isn’t a good idea. I’ve heard White Castle burgers are magical, like unicorns. It’s said they’re the ultimate hangover cure. I’ve also been told they’re the ultimate hangover cure because you will eat them, and then immediately blast all of last night’s alcohol consumption into your toilet bowl.<\/p>\n

They’ve also been called the ultimate drunk food, presumably because anything tastes good while you’re drunk, and you’re already going to be full of regrets in the morning, so why not add the fullness of White Castle sliders on top of that?<\/p>\n

So basically, White Castle is just like Taco Bell, except with burgers instead of…whatever you want to call what Taco Bell serves.<\/p>\n

I’ve seen White Castle burgers in the frozen food aisle before, but never picked any up. I felt as though they wouldn’t be truly representing the White Castle experience. But then I saw their new Jalape\u00f1o Cheeseburgers and I thought, well, hell. I’m not heading to the East Coast any time soon. What better time than now, and what better place than here, on the Internet?<\/p>\n

There were both microwave and stovetop cooking instructions on the back of the box. My first instinct was to head straight for the microwave, but then I saw that the stovetop instructions were \u201cfor steaming of burgers\u201d. That seemed to indicate that that would be the more authentic way to go, so I decided to give it a shot.<\/p>\n

…Except one of the first directions involved using the \u201csteamer insert\u201d. I looked in the box. I looked at<\/i> the box. I saw absolutely nothing that looked like a steamer insert.<\/p>\n

Was I going mad? Had there been a mistake, where the insert was not included? Or had I been somehow bested by White Castle frozen cheeseburgers, which should seemingly be one of the easiest foods to prepare on the planet? Either way, I was lost. Without my steamer insert, I could not cook them on the stovetop.<\/p>\n

\"White<\/a><\/p>\n

So, I moved on to the microwave, which had instructions that I could actually follow without questioning my sanity. The burgers (sliders, technically) come in packs of two \u2013 open the side of the package, break the connected sandwiches apart, and nuke. Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n

\"White<\/a><\/p>\n

The first thing I noticed was that the buns are both soft and chewy. They don’t have much by way of flavor, but they’re generally inoffensive \u2013 fluffy, but not intrusive.<\/p>\n

\"White<\/a><\/p>\n

Next came the onions. They actually gave a little bit of a crunch, which is impressive for a frozen, microwaved burger. It tasted almost like there was onion flavor in the meat itself. I was impressed by how much flavor they added to the party.<\/p>\n

The burger patty had White Castle’s signature punched-out holes in it, which made it look like I just rolled a meaty five. Not bad if you’re playing a 2d6 game. Wow, that took a turn towards nerd super fast.<\/p>\n

The meat itself was sub-par. The package claims that it’s 100 percent beef, to which I’ll give the benefit of the doubt, but it had about 5 percent flavor. I get the idea that White Castle is pretty much supposed<\/i> to be shittyburgers, but it was almost like the meat was an afterthought. They didn’t taste bad, they just didn’t taste like much of anything, besides some grease.<\/p>\n

The cheese, which was pepper jack, melted nicely in the microwave and added a creaminess that complimented the crunch and flavor of the onions.<\/p>\n

The real selling point here was the jalape\u00f1os, and they didn’t disappoint. They didn’t set my mouth on fire, but there was a nice jalape\u00f1o flavor and heat that built as I made my way through my two sliders in eight bites.<\/p>\n

\"White<\/a><\/p>\n

I was surprised that the flavor was so bold for such a seemingly cheap burger. I have to wonder, though: where were<\/i> the peppers? I didn’t see any when I flipped the top bun off to take pictures. There wasn’t any pepper texture, unless it was mixed in with the onions. The only other source would be in the pepper jack cheese, which is not really that hot. Mysterious.<\/p>\n

White Castle Frozen Jalape\u00f1o Cheeseburgers come in three packs per box, which means the serving size is two sliders. This is a very odd serving size. As I mentioned, I was able to eat two burgers in eight bites, which is equivalent to quite a small snack. You microwave them inside the bag, so having three would be awkward, and eating four at once leaves you with two stragglers. Perhaps this is some cunning plan by White Castle to get you to buy more than one box at a time.<\/p>\n

While neither drunk nor hungover while eating my sliders, I found myself enjoying the White Castle Frozen Jalape\u00f1o Cheeseburger experience. In this case, the whole was more than the sum of its parts. With an unremarkable bun and meat patty, it seems like these burgers would disappoint, but the large presence of the onions and invisible jalape\u00f1os added lots of flavor and texture, and the cheese melted nicely and smoothly. While it would make for an awkward meal, a pack of these sliders would be perfectly acceptable as a quick snack or desperate hangover fix.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 package (2 cheeseburgers) \u2013 310 calories, 150 calories from fat, 17 grams of total fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 560 milligrams of sodium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 3 grams of sugars, 14 grams of protein, 4% vitamin A, 10% calcium, 10% iron..)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> White Castle Frozen Jalape\u00f1o Cheeseburgers
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $4.49
\nSize:<\/b> 6 cheeseburgers
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Unicorns. Definite jalape\u00f1o presence, despite lack of evidence. Nerd jokes about meat patties. Creamy cheese melts nicely. Onions added lots of flavor and crunch.
\nCons:<\/b> Crack. Bun was flavorless. Where’s my steamer insert? Meat patty offered little. Hangovers. Serving size too small, with odd quantity in box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve never lived on the East Coast, which means I’ve never had the pleasure of eating at White Castle. I can’t decide if I just used the word \u201cpleasure\u201d sarcastically, because, while having never been there, I have heard much about the establishment. I’ve heard White Castle burgers are magical, like crack. 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