{"id":18141,"date":"2015-03-02T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=18141"},"modified":"2023-08-28T16:33:59","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T02:33:59","slug":"review-limited-time-cheetos-sweetos-cinnamon-sugar-puffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/03\/02\/review-limited-time-cheetos-sweetos-cinnamon-sugar-puffs\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Limited Time Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theimpulsivebuy\/16074923284\" title=\"View 'Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"640\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8665\/16074923284_ccba6f72a1_z.jpg?resize=491%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs\" width=\"491\" title=\"Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As anyone who has ever eaten Cheetos knows, 90 percent of the appeal is licking the disgusting (and by disgusting, I mean awesome) amount of cheese powder residue that clings to your fingers. Cheesy, salty, delicious, and basically deserving to be packaged and sold as a savory rendition of a Pixy Stix, the Cheeto powder would constitute my entire source of calcium should the world ever see the abolition of pizza. Its deliciousness begs the existential question though: is the quintessence of the Cheeto unique to the cheesiness of the powder, or is it just the presence of a lickable flavor powder in and of itself? In other words: if you take away the cheese, can Cheetos still be great?<\/p>\n<p>A question as mysterious and elusive as <a href=http:\/\/youtu.be\/d9pThBYDeFY>\u201dwhy is there an Easter bunny?\u201d<\/a>, the <strikethrough>springtime<\/strikethrough> arrival of Cheetos Sweetos as a limited edition Easter-themed snack provides ample empirical evidence to finally put to rest this most vexing of questions.<\/p>\n<p>Shaped like Easter Eggs (or, presumably, drops of cheetah poop) each cinnamon sugar puff is light and airy with a dusty brown complexion one might associate with a well-aged gouda. There the similarities with cheese cease, as the hollow crunch of each puff flees from any notion of the salty Cheeto we\u2019re accustomed to. The powder, too, is not quite as intense in its coverage, and while a fair amount of the advertised cinnamon-sugar transferred to my fingers, I didn\u2019t find myself in need of a good <a href=http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beethoven_(film)>Beethoven slobbering<\/a> to remove it. I considered this most unfortunate.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, that\u2019s probably because the taste falls below expectations. For something which has adopted one of the most basic adjectives in flavor for its namesake, Cheetos Sweetos don\u2019t initially taste very sweet at all. If anything, the pieces taste like an over-buttered but under-sugared piece of slightly soggy toast, with loads of cinnamon seasoning but nothing particularly salivating about that seasoning. To put it more bluntly; they\u2019re straight-up bland.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theimpulsivebuy\/16077281663\" title=\"View 'Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs Closeup' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"357\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8574\/16077281663_317486ae42_z.jpg?resize=640%2C357&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs Closeup\" width=\"640\" title=\"Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs Closeup\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The buttery coating isn\u2019t bad, and really, the amount of actual cinnamon flavor is quite admirable, but each puff plays it too safe in the sweetness department, like some kind of alternative cereal ever cognizant of a dreaded lecture by the health food police. What I was expecting, and what my and I\u2019m sure most sweet snack food eaters would have preferred, was something like Post\u2019s Mini-Cinnamon Churros cereal. Likewise, the corn base and cinnamon flavor leave my taste buds grasping for a point of reference, one which inevitably turns to the sturdier crunch of sweetened corn-based cereals. In this case, the puffed approach hinders old Chester, who would have been better to market these in the traditional, crunchier texture of a regular (crunchy) Cheeto. <\/p>\n<p>To be fair, Cheetos Sweetos aren\u2019t bad. But they\u2019re far from memorable, and I wouldn\u2019t choose them as a snack over the multitude of very good cinnamon-sugar cereals out there. If nothing else, they\u2019ve established a fundamental and universal truth that we Cheetos lovers have long pondered over. Yes, the greatness of the Cheeto resides not just in the fact that you get miles of flavored powder to lick from your fingers, but in the unique and especially savory <i>cheese<\/i> flavor of the powder, and no amount of buttered and slightly sweet cinnamon coating can ever come close to replicating that deliciousness.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; 1 ounce\/about 13 pieces \u2013 160 calories, 90 calories from fat, 10 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 120 milligrams of sodium, 16 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 4 grams of sugar, and 1 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Limited Time Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $2.50<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 7 oz. bag<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Weis<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 5 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Pretty solid buttered cinnamon-sugar toast flavor. Strong and authentic cinnamon taste. Easter-themed treat which isn\u2019t dark chocolate. Discovering the real essence of Cheeto deliciousness.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Sweetness is dull and bland. Mild corn aftertaste is distracting. Doesn\u2019t work well in puffed form. Not getting to slobber up Cheeto powder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As anyone who has ever eaten Cheetos knows, 90 percent of the appeal is licking the disgusting (and by disgusting, I mean awesome) amount of cheese powder residue that clings to your fingers. Cheesy, salty, delicious, and basically deserving to be packaged and sold as a savory rendition of a Pixy Stix, the Cheeto powder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1535,1474,1594],"class_list":["post-18141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-cheetos","tag-chips","tag-frito-lay"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":53060,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2022\/09\/23\/cheetos-bolitas-chile-cheese-review\/","url_meta":{"origin":18141,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Cheetos Bolitas Chile &#038; Cheese","author":"Ann","date":"September 23, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Frito-Lay has decided to increase the number of Cheeto dust variants in the US with the expanded distribution of the Chile & Cheese Cheetos Bolitas. 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