{"id":18219,"date":"2015-03-19T10:13:05","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T20:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=18219"},"modified":"2020-12-28T19:21:59","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T05:21:59","slug":"review-panda-express-chinese-spare-ribs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/03\/19\/review-panda-express-chinese-spare-ribs\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Panda Express Chinese Spare Ribs"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Panda<\/a><\/p>\n

Panda Express’ Chinese Spare Ribs are Andy Kao’s swan song.<\/p>\n

Who’s Andy Kao? <\/p>\n

He’s a man you should hug if you’re ever fortunate enough to meet him because he invented Panda Express’ wonderful Orange Chicken, which for some of you is the only reason why you go to Panda Express. After decades as Panda’s executive chef, Mr. Kao <\/a>is retiring this year. But he’s leaving us with Chinese Spare Ribs, an entree that’s almost as good as his Orange Chicken. <\/p>\n

Panda Express’ Chinese Spare Ribs are St. Louis cut and slow-cooked for five hours. Then they’re wok-fired in Panda Express’ Chinese BBQ sauce that’s made up of sesame oil, mirin, garlic, red chili bean paste, and dried red chili flakes.<\/p>\n

I ordered two servings and was given 14 pieces of various sizes. Most of them were somewhere between two to three inches long. Some pieces had a layer of fat, about half had most or all of their meat on them, and others had half of their meat missing. This got me thinking that these ribs were so tender that the meat easily falls off the bone. <\/p>\n

Silly me. It’s fast food, not some Kansas City barbecue place. <\/p>\n

The meat does cleanly come off the bone and its easy to chew, but it doesn’t melt off the bone or in my mouth. But the ribs I received weren’t straight from the wok, and I don’t know how long they were sitting in their serving trays, so they might be tenderer right from the wok.<\/p>\n

\"Panda<\/a><\/p>\n

The Chinese BBQ sauce that coats the ribs was inspired by Char Siu, which is a traditional Chinese barbecued pork. It’s sweet with a mild chili pepper spiciness. It does taste like Char Siu, but spicier. The sauce isn’t messy and it helps give the ribs a wonderful caramelized exterior with a few crispy edges. I really like it, but I’m not surprised because Panda Express is great at sweet and slightly spicy sauces, like those on their Orange Chicken, Sweetfire Chicken Breast, and Beijing Beef. <\/p>\n

There aren’t a lot of bone-in ribs in fast food history. No, I’m not counting the McDonald’s McRib and its rib-shaped pork patty. In 2010, Burger King offered their <\/a>Fire-Grilled Ribs, but they were pricey and not good. Panda’s Chinese Spare Ribs are more expensive than most of their regular items. They have an additional $1.50 charge to them, just like Panda’s entrees that use premium ingredients, like shrimp or Angus beef.<\/p>\n

Paying that additional charge is something I’m used to, but it feels different with these ribs. With the shrimp and Angus steak, everything is consumed. But with these ribs, most of the weight of each serving comes from the bones. Bones that I can’t eat. So it sort of feels like I’m not getting my money’s worth. <\/p>\n

But, DAMN, they’re the best bone-in fast food ribs I’ve ever had. Granted, they are the only bone-in fast food ribs I’ve ever had. But they’re tasty and tender enough that they make me want to give Andy Kao a hug.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 370 calories, 25 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 90 milligrams of cholesterol, 740 milligrams of sodium, 7 grams of carbohydrates, 7 grams of sugar, 1 gram of fiber and 28 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Panda Express Chinese Spare Ribs
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $8.20 + $3.00 upcharge for two servings
\nSize:<\/b> 1 plate with two entrees
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Panda Express
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> The best bone-in fast food ribs I’ve ever had. They look really good. Nice sweet and spicy sauce. Meat cleanly comes off the bone. Orange chicken.
\nCons:<\/b> $1.50 additional charge for each serving. Some pieces were missing meat. Giggling whenever I type bone-in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Panda Express’ Chinese Spare Ribs are Andy Kao’s swan song. Who’s Andy Kao? He’s a man you should hug if you’re ever fortunate enough to meet him because he invented Panda Express’ wonderful Orange Chicken, which for some of you is the only reason why you go to Panda Express. 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