{"id":18303,"date":"2015-04-03T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=18303"},"modified":"2020-12-28T19:21:53","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T05:21:53","slug":"review-trader-joes-partially-popped-popcorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/04\/03\/review-trader-joes-partially-popped-popcorn\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Trader Joe\u2019s Partially Popped Popcorn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

What is happening?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n

Cars are driving themselves<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Cookie Monster is a life coach<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Pink chickens are running around Portland<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And now this. Partially Popped Popcorn. <\/p>\n

Like the rest of the above news, I am terrified, curious, and impossibly hopeful. Could this be re-animated Corn Nuts, one of the most brilliantly underrated gas station snacks of all time? Or is it the gunk at the bottom of my half-burnt popcorn bag? The stuff that drilled me with two cavities? Will it be brilliant? Will it be terrible? Will it be edible? (I don\u2019t have dental insurance, people.) <\/p>\n

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

Bust open the bag and gaze in wonderment at the poofs. They are smaller than I imagined (think: tinier than a marble, yet larger than a ladybug), but they make up for their diminutive size in aroma: just a slight crevice in the bag and wafts of butter, salt, and slightly sweet corn breeze into the air.<\/p>\n

Less poofy Styrofoam associated with over-popped movie kernels, Trader Joe\u2019s special \u201cmushroom kernel\u201d has a slight crisp-crackle before giving way to an inside that is both crisp and smooth with each kernel having a different level of partial puffiness. The kernel bits still have a special skill of getting snagged between teeth, but it seems that my former fear of actually chomping out a tooth has no basis in reality or logic, which seems to be a common trend with most of my thoughts.<\/p>\n

Each corn bit is coated in a salty, buttery film that strikes a balance between the nutty butter and sodium while allowing the corn\u2019s sweetness to come in at the end. What\u2019s better is that this film is actual butter (in fact, the entire ingredient list is as follows: popcorn, canola oil, butter, and salt). It leaves a gentle trace on one\u2019s fingers in much the same way as Cheetos might. This butter-salt mix combines with little crumbles of corn, leaving you with salty-sweet fingers to lick at the end of your journey and, as a result, less sorrow when you find your bag is empty. Less sorrow is good.<\/p>\n

\"Trader<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, what a pleasant surprise. I dig these partially popped nubs. They are inverted and wackadoo, and, depending on your propensity for corn-like goodies, the full bag might be in your digestive system less than 15 minutes from the moment you crack it open. The plain butter-salt flavor may be boring for adventurous tasters, but when\/if you get a hankering for a simple salty snack, these are worth a shot. If you pick them up and find yourself uninterested in their Plain Jane flavor, perhaps you could put them on mac \u2018n cheese before you pop it in the oven or sprinkle them on an ice cream sundae for a crunch. I imagine it all going excellently.<\/p>\n

Now, don\u2019t get me wrong, Popcorn Traditionalists. I\u2019m not saying these are better than regular popcorn. I\u2019m just saying Orville Redenbacher should be distressingly anxious about his business right now.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1\/3 cup\u2013 140 calories, 50 calories from fat, 6 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 260 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of dietary fiber, less than 1 gram of sugar, and 3 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Trader Joe\u2019s Partially Popped Popcorn
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $2.49
\nSize:<\/b> 6 oz. bag
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Trader Joe’s
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Butter, butter everywhere. But not too much butter. Poofy. Crispy. Crunchy. Something new, delicious, and a little wonky. Low ingredient count. Corn=counts as a vegetable (right??). Cookie Monster as a life coach.
\nCons:<\/b> Generic butter-and-salt flavor may put some to sleep. Kernels have chance of getting stuck in teeth. Probably not REALLY a vegetable. Lack of dental insurance. Questionable pink chickens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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