Hello, Foods and Foodettes! <\/p>\n
My name is Anthony and I am proud to announce my impending reign of terror against the world of The Impulsive Buy!<\/p>\n
I’ve never been good at this whole “quick autobiography” thing, but Marvo gets what Marvo wants, so here goes nothing.<\/p>\n
I was born in a country bumpkin town called Los Angeles nearly two decades ago, and when not spending my time running marathons (okay, fine – one marathon, once) and yelling Simpsons quotes in busy subway stations, I enjoy the hell out of a good processed meal.<\/p>\n
Marie Callender’s is like a mother to me, if my mother enjoyed hanging out in freezers. I’ve gone to a rave with both Breyers AND Dreyer’s. And Burger King…meh, I don’t really care for Burger King.<\/p>\n
But I’ll gladly give their foods a try, in the name of quasi-food reviewing. It can’t be too bad.<\/p>\n
Can it?<\/p>\n
But who I am isn’t what matters. I’m just excited to finally get a chance eat junk food and write about it. I’m really looking forward to this!<\/p>\n
So here’s to some fun and terrifying food reviews!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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