{"id":18535,"date":"2015-05-26T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-26T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=18535"},"modified":"2021-01-03T21:24:02","modified_gmt":"2021-01-04T07:24:02","slug":"review-honey-maid-birthday-cake-teddy-grahams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/05\/26\/review-honey-maid-birthday-cake-teddy-grahams\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Honey Maid Birthday Cake Teddy Grahams"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Honey<\/a><\/p>\n

Bears and birthday cakes do not mix.<\/p>\n

At least that\u2019s what the security guards told me when I tried to feed Greg the Grizzly a slice of red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Those misinformed fuddy-duddies. If bears don\u2019t actually<\/i><\/b> want to eat cake, then why are they always stealing picnic baskets? Who are we to say no to bears?<\/p>\n

In spite of these warnings, Honey Maid has defied zoo security and mixed bears with birthday cake as part of their newly released Birthday Cake Teddy Grahams.<\/p>\n

Now I don\u2019t know about you, but I\u2019ve never tasted a bear before \u2014 Greg\u2019s guards told me no nibbling allowed. I have tasted Teddy Grahams, though, and I consider myself a fan of those teeny-tiny ursine cookies.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019ve never tried Teddy Grahams, they\u2019re nothing more than little crackers that resemble happy cartoon bears. Each of these bears has either both its arms up, or both its arms down. The result is one of the lamest attempts to dance to “Y.M.C.A.” that the world has ever seen.<\/p>\n

\"Honey<\/a><\/p>\n

Because these particular Teddy Grahams are birthday cake-flavored, each cracker is speckled with rainbow color, as if it has contracted a fabulous version of measles. Discomeasles, anyone?<\/p>\n

Their scent is somewhere between Nilla wafers and cupcakes. Their flavor is…not what I was expecting.<\/p>\n

When I think of \u201cbirthday cake,\u201d I imagine strong flavors alluding to vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles. These Teddy Grahams are heavy on the graham flavor with merely a faint hint of birthday cake sweetness. It\u2019s an accurate imitation of cake batter, but it only shows up after the graham flavor begins to dissipate.<\/p>\n

At first, I was a bit disappointed the birthday cake flavor was this mellow, but these Teddy Grahams have quickly grown on me. Because they\u2019re so plain, they\u2019re very easy to eat in large amounts. I no longer have the sweet tooth of an 8-year-old child, and these Teddy Grahams allow me to snack without feeling like I\u2019m injecting sugar directly into my bloodstream. I honestly prefer them over the other Teddy Graham flavors: honey, cinnamon, chocolate, grizzly, panda, polar, etc.<\/p>\n

Though different from what I had anticipated, these Birthday Cake Teddy Grahams have earned my approval. I\u2019m glad Honey Maid chose \u201cbirthday cake\u201d as their new Teddy Graham variety, and not another trendy flavor. I can just imagine sea salt caramel, coffee, and sriracha Teddy Grahams. Those would have been unbear<\/i><\/b>able. (Stop complaining. I had to fit in a bear pun somewhere, okay?)<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 24 pieces (30 grams) \u2013 140 calories, 40 calories from fat, 4.5 grams of total fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 2.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 1 gram of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 80 milligrams of sodium, 55 milligrams of potassium, 22 grams of total carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 7 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Honey Maid Birthday Cake Teddy Grahams
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $2.99
\nSize:<\/b> 10 oz. box
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Stop & Shop
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Not overwhelmingly sweet. Super snackable. Discomeasles…? Bear puns.
\nCons:<\/b> Primarily graham-flavored. Zoo security. Bear puns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bears and birthday cakes do not mix. At least that\u2019s what the security guards told me when I tried to feed Greg the Grizzly a slice of red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Those misinformed fuddy-duddies. If bears don\u2019t actually want to eat cake, then why are they always stealing picnic baskets? 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