{"id":1875,"date":"2009-01-14T10:47:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T20:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:38:35","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:38:35","slug":"news-ziploc-is-one-step-closer-to-its-goal-of-sticking-the-earth-in-one-of-its-bags","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/14\/news-ziploc-is-one-step-closer-to-its-goal-of-sticking-the-earth-in-one-of-its-bags\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Ziploc Is One Step Closer To Its Goal of Sticking The Earth In One Of Its Bags"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/newsziploctotes.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Are you having trouble keeping the skeletons in your closet neatly arranged?  If so, the Ziploc Flexible Totes might just be for you.  A couple years ago, Ziploc introduced their Big Bags in three sizes, the largest of which was about 2 feet wide and 3 feet tall.  They were big enough to hold closet skeletons, but they couldn&#8217;t stack on top of each other very well.  That changes with these cube-shaped bags that can hold closet skeletons in all shapes and sizes.  Affairs, illegitimate children, that night of drunken experimentation, those years in the porn industry, that time you spent in prison, and so much more can fit in these Ziploc Flexible Totes.  The flexible, heavy-duty plastic and easy-close zippers ensure that your skeletons stay where they&#8217;re supposed to. They come in two sizes: a 10-gallon XL bag and for you extreme sinners a 22-gallon XXL bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you having trouble keeping the skeletons in your closet neatly arranged? If so, the Ziploc Flexible Totes might just be for you. A couple years ago, Ziploc introduced their Big Bags in three sizes, the largest of which was about 2 feet wide and 3 feet tall. 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