{"id":191,"date":"2005-04-13T00:00:19","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2023-08-29T17:50:54","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:50:54","slug":"nestle-toll-house-chocolate-chip-caramel-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/13\/nestle-toll-house-chocolate-chip-caramel-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip & Caramel Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Caramel<\/p>\n

(Editor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Note: The winners of this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing have been selected. Their names have been posted in the right column. Congratulations to them and thanks to everyone who participated.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Psst. Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n

I read<\/a> they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re cutting back your cookie consumption. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too bad, after all, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re THE Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n

I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t understand why they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re doing this to you, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not your fault kids are getting fat. You should go on TV and point fingers at the fast food industry, the lack of physical education in schools, or SpongeBob SquarePants. People are blaming SpongeBob for other things, so you should just peg this one on him as well.<\/p>\n

Anyway, so are you having withdrawals? It must be hard on you to not be able to eat cookies all the time. Addictions can be hard to break. Look at Charlie Sheen. He couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop his hooker addiction for that hottie Denise Richards.<\/p>\n

To be honest, you eating cookies all the time wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t so bad. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve eaten them for decades and you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not obese, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never had a heart attack, and you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have diabetes. So I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t understand why you NOW need to eat a balanced diet. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re like those old men who eat bacon for every meal, smoke cigars everyday, and live until they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re 90 years old.<\/p>\n

Well, because you and I have a lot in common, like loving cookies, having googly eyes, and hairy chests, especially around the nipple area, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to help you out.<\/p>\n

I just baked some Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip & Caramel Cookies, and if you want some, I could send a dozen of them to you…for a price.<\/p>\n

I know you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got money, because you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been on television for decades. You must be raking in, at least, a hundred thousand dollars an episode.<\/p>\n

And don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t give me that non-profit PBS excuse, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure you also get residuals from all the 120 foreign markets Sesame Street is in. Oh, and let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not forget the money you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re making from all the merchandising.<\/p>\n

I know you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t make as much as Big Bird or that annoying Elmo, but you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re probably making more than Grover, Mr. Snuffleupagus, and those two lovebirds, Bert and Ernie.<\/p>\n

If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re interested, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got a plan to get these cookies to you without your fellow Sesame Street neighbors finding out.<\/p>\n

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll give the cookies to those hippies down in Fraggle Rock and they could dig a tunnel to your place and deliver the cookies to you. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not doing anything, except getting high, because their show ended in 1987.<\/p>\n

Wait, on second thought, that might be a bad idea. Some of them might have a bad case of the munchies and eat your cookies before they deliver them to you.<\/p>\n

Maybe I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just mail them, wrapped in coffee beans so no one can smell the cookies.<\/p>\n

So you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re probably wondering how\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the product?<\/p>\n

These Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip & Caramel Cookies are good. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re definitely better than those Chips Ahoy cookies, but they aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t as good or as big as the Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Big Deluxe Classics<\/a> I tried last month.<\/p>\n

I know you like the traditional crunchy chocolate chip cookies, so I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll really like these because the caramel filling in each cookie makes them a lot chewier and sweeter. To be honest, the caramel made them a little too sweet for me, but I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll notice it because you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ever chew your cookies anyway, you just inhale them.<\/p>\n

Or, if you like, I can just send you the cookie dough for you to bake. These cookies are quick and easy. Just break off the globs of cookie dough, place them on a baking pan, and bake them at 350 degrees for 13 minutes. <\/p>\n

However, if you decide to go the cookie dough route, the aroma from baking them could tip people off to what you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re up to and you might get into trouble. If you like, I could throw in a little incense, for an extra fee, to cover the baking smell.<\/p>\n

Anyway, if you want this deal done, you know how to contact me.<\/p>\n

Just to let you know, I expect half the payment up front, and the other half after delivery.<\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip & Caramel Cookies
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.50 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 3.5 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Good. Quick and easy to bake. If you like chewy cookies, the caramel makes them chewy.
\nCons:<\/b> The caramel filling made them a little too sweet. Cookie Monster eating a balanced diet. My hairy nipples.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Editor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Note: The winners of this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing have been selected. Their names have been posted in the right column. Congratulations to them and thanks to everyone who participated.) Psst. Cookie Monster. I read they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re cutting back your cookie consumption. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too bad, after all, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re THE Cookie Monster. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t understand why they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1698,1501,1560],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-cookie-dough","tag-cookies","tag-nestle-toll-house"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20277,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/06\/spotted-on-shelves-nestle-toll-house-cookie-of-the-year-nestle-butterfinger-baking-bits-cookies\/","url_meta":{"origin":191,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year Nestle Butterfinger Baking Bits Cookies","author":"Marvo","date":"July 6, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"If you're wondering, here is Nestle Toll House's 2013 Cookie of the Year, 2014 Cookie of the Year, and 2015 Cookie of the Year. 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