{"id":19169,"date":"2015-10-06T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-06T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=19169"},"modified":"2021-01-04T19:19:27","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T05:19:27","slug":"quick-yogurt-review-chobani-coffee-blended-greek-yogurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/10\/06\/quick-yogurt-review-chobani-coffee-blended-greek-yogurt\/","title":{"rendered":"QUICK YOGURT REVIEW: Chobani Coffee Blended Greek Yogurt"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chobani<\/p>\n

Chobani’s Coffee Blended Greek Yogurt has 160 calories, so this quick review will have exactly 160 words.<\/p>\n

I like coffee. I like Greek yogurt. So what could go wrong with coffee-flavored Greek yogurt?<\/p>\n

EVERYTHING!<\/p>\n

Okay, almost everything. After pulling back the foil lid I smelled a wonderful coffee aroma, like I stepped into a Starbucks, but after that it was all downhill. <\/p>\n

At first taste, it\u2019s not a flavor I would immediately assume is coffee. The coffee and tartness of the yogurt hide each other well. There’s a cheese-like aftertaste, but right before that, it tastes like lychee. It\u2019s super weird and it\u2019s freaking out my taste buds.<\/p>\n

I think one would have to unconditionally love coffee AND Greek yogurt to say that they loved this. For me, I got through the container without spitting it out or gagging, but that, obviously, is not an endorsement. Before this, I didn’t have a least favorite Chobani flavor, but I do now.<\/p>\n

\"Chobani<\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/b> $1.99
\nSize:<\/b> 5.3 oz.
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 3 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/b> 160 calories, 25 calories from fat, 2.5 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 220 milligrams of potassium, 60 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 17 grams of sugar, 12 grams of protein, and 15% calcium.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chobani’s Coffee Blended Greek Yogurt has 160 calories, so this quick review will have exactly 160 words. I like coffee. I like Greek yogurt. So what could go wrong with coffee-flavored Greek yogurt? EVERYTHING! Okay, almost everything. 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