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<\/p>\nSorry, no review today, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m bringing back an oldie, but goodie. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s product election time! (Damn, I need a catchier name than that!)<\/p>\n
For those of you who are new to The Impulsive Buy, every so often we hold a product election, which allows you, the readers, the decide what product The Impulsive Buy will review. The product election also allows me to get rid of a lot of empty boxes and bottles of stuff I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been meaning to review, but have been too lazy to.<\/p>\n
Usually these product elections consists of two or three products. However, this one will be the biggest product election ever in the long, nine-month history of The Impulsive Buy.<\/p>\n
In this election, you will be able to choose from FIVE candidates:
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\n1. White Castle Microwaveable Cheeseburgers<\/p>\n
2. Red Baron Carb Works French Bread Pizza<\/p>\n
3. Cheer Dark Laundry Detergent<\/p>\n
4. Glaceau Revive Vitamin Water<\/p>\n
5. Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tarts
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Like every election – well, almost every election – the candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be thrown in the trash or recycled.<\/p>\n
If there is a tie, I am screwed.<\/p>\n
To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Or you can email me with your choice in the subject line. Only one choice and vote per person.<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be accepting votes until Sunday, May 1st. Sometime shortly after that, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll post the review of the winning product.<\/p>\n
Now go vote like it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Iraq in 2005.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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