{"id":20326,"date":"2016-07-15T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-15T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=20326"},"modified":"2021-01-07T11:39:51","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T21:39:51","slug":"review-hostess-limited-edition-white-fudge-marshmallow-twinkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/15\/review-hostess-limited-edition-white-fudge-marshmallow-twinkies\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Hostess Limited Edition White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Hostess<\/a><\/p>\n

Click here to buy Limited Edition Ghostbusters White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies from Amazon<\/a>\"\"<\/div>\n<\/p>\n

Ever since I was young, I’ve been a sucker for ghost jokes. <\/p>\n

For example:<\/p>\n

Where do ghosts buy their junk food?<\/i><\/p>\n

At the ghost-ery store.<\/p>\n

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?<\/i><\/p>\n

Boo-berries.<\/p>\n

What does a ghost barista offer its customers?<\/i><\/p>\n

Scream and sugar.<\/p>\n

Okay, those weren’t funny at all. No wonder none of my classmates laughed at my jokes throughout school. What the hell was I thinking for all of those years? Is this why I went to prom alone two years in a row? What am I going to find out next, that I DIDN’T look totally cool sipping on my Ecto Cooler juice box while all of the upperclassmen were drinking out of flasks?!<\/p>\n

\"Hostess<\/a><\/p>\n

Luckily, Ghostbusters<\/i> is back in theaters to grace the world with the ghoul-related humor we so desperately need, and I clearly cannot provide. To celebrate the new movie, Hostess has introduced Limited Edition White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies (there\u2019s also a Key Lime Slime flavor). Wouldn’t you know it, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man himself adorns the face of the box, and each rotund white Twinkie pays homage to him, too. The colorful packaging describes this Twinkie variety as a “white fudge covered sponge cake with marshmallow topping and creamy filling.\u201d Now, if THAT doesn’t make you want to buy these Twinkies then…well, then you probably don’t look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Good for you.<\/p>\n

Biting through the firm-yet-forgiving outer shell of frosting, I was instantly met with a heavy white chocolate flavor. It’s more than just “sugar” and clearly distinguishable from milk or even dark chocolate, but its exaggerated sweetness is almost unpleasant. If anything stands out over the taste of the white fudge, it’s the sponge cake itself. It’s the classic Twinkie cake: buttery and very sweet. There’s very little saltiness or other flavor to distinguish it from the rest of the Twinkie.<\/p>\n

\"Hostess<\/a><\/p>\n

The filling, which is the same standard Twinkie cream filling — not marshmallow flavored — was barely noticeable. This was disappointing, because it’s the only ingredient that stood a chance to provide some balance in flavor. There is also an unexpectedly thick marshmallow layer between the sponge cake and the white fudge frosting, which seemed to provide a certain creaminess among the saccharine frenzy going on here. Still, it was hard to tell because all of the ingredients are basically just sugar.<\/p>\n

\"Hostess<\/a><\/p>\n

The real distinction of the marshmallow layer is its texture: it’s chewy, stretchy, and almost tough. This stuck out as an unpleasant surprise for what is usually a very soft, fluffy cake. Between the firm white fudge coating, the leathery marshmallow topping, the cushiony cake and the wispy filling, the texture of this Twinkie was a truly repugnant experience. For a junk food reviewer, that’s saying something.<\/p>\n

What’s odd is that these White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies actually do achieve what they advertise, and for that Hostess deserves some credit. These are Twinkies, draped in a flavorful white fudge coating, and featuring an obvious marshmallow layer. The problem is that all of those ingredients combine to form a sugary monster not even Peter Venkman could vanquish. And that’s something to be afraid of.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 cake \u2013 190 calories, 80 calories from fat, 9 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 130 milligrams of sodium, 28 grams of carbohydrates, 23 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/b> $2.50
\nSize:<\/b> 15.55 oz box (9 cakes)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Walmart
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Hefty marshmallow layer and decent white fudge taste. Familiar Twinkie goodness. Ecto Cooler. Bill Murray.
\nCons:<\/b> Sweetness of white fudge, marshmallow, and sponge cake is overwhelming. Textural nightmare. Eating Twinkies until you look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Terrible ghost jokes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Click here to buy Limited Edition Ghostbusters White Fudge Marshmallow Twinkies from Amazon Ever since I was young, I’ve been a sucker for ghost jokes. For example: Where do ghosts buy their junk food? At the ghost-ery store. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries. What does a ghost barista offer its customers? Scream and sugar. 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