{"id":20334,"date":"2016-07-18T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=20334"},"modified":"2023-08-14T17:43:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T03:43:04","slug":"review-limited-edition-capn-crunchs-orange-creampop-crunch-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/18\/review-limited-edition-capn-crunchs-orange-creampop-crunch-cereal\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Limited Edition Cap\u2019n Crunch\u2019s Orange Creampop Crunch Cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Confession time: I have never in my life eaten Cap’n Crunch. That’s right: me and the Cap’n have never made it happen.<\/p>\n

I know one thing about Cap’n Crunch, which is that it is like eating a spoonful of razor blades. This is just one of those things I’ve heard people speak of while they fondly recall their childhood. It baffles me. Did you all turn into little masochists when it was breakfast time?<\/p>\n

It’s not one of those situations where I wasn’t allowed sugary cereals, either \u2013 Tony the Tiger and…whatever the name of the Lucky Charms leprechaun is were regulars in my house. The Cap’n just never entered my radar. Ha! I just realized that’s a boat joke.<\/p>\n

Before we get started, I want to note that the marketing department did a spot-on job with the front of this box. Everything from the jaunty orange valance to the Olde Tyme Shoppe font to the little ice cream cart proclaiming that this flavor is Limited Edition made me want to pick up Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch and take it home with me.<\/p>\n

I will say, though, it seems less like the Cap’n is offering me a 50\/50 bar and more like he’s about to assault me with it. Stand down, Cap’n! We all be buckos here!<\/p>\n

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I know the cereal is orange on the front of the box, but I wasn’t quite prepared for how bright it was when I opened the box. My brain immediately went to Cheetos, which is a weird thought to have when you’re about to eat sugary cereal.<\/p>\n

Luckily, I was able to push the cheesy thoughts away and dig in to my bowl full of crunchy Creamsicles. I mean, Creampops. Wouldn’t want to violate any registered trademarks, here.<\/p>\n

It was hard to pin down the taste at first, but finally the perfect analogy came to me \u2013 Froot Loops that had been dosed with extra artificial orange flavoring. It was that ubiquitous \u201cI’m fruity!\u201d sugar cereal flavor but with one particular standout.<\/p>\n

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Unfortunately, this does not a 50-50 bar\/Creamsicle\/Creampop make. Where was the vanilla? I thought I tasted hints, but that could have just been the milk and sugar mixing with my imagination.<\/p>\n

Regardless, I’m very familiar with the delicious flavor of the orange and vanilla ice cream bar, and this was not it. Along with the lack of vanilla, which is half of what makes up the ice cream bar this cereal was modeled after, the orange was all wrong. The orange outside of a Creamsicle has a light, fruity orange flavor, and the Cap’ns version was like an orange Runt got mixed in there and started throwing punches.<\/p>\n

Something kept pulling at me, telling me that Orange Creampop Crunch reminded me of something, and then I realized it: Yummy Mummy cereal! The difference is that Yummy Mummy actually tasted like orange cream, in my opinion. Congrats, Cap’n, you got showed up by a Halloween monster.<\/p>\n

With all that said, will I have another bowl? Probably. I might even finish the box. Despite the over-orangeness and disappointing vanilla, Cap’n Crunch’s Orange Creampop Crunch has that satisfyingly artificial, super sugary, crunchy goodness. I’ll just pretend I’m eating orange Froot Loops that managed not to sog out after two seconds in milk.<\/p>\n

Me and the Cap’n finally made it happen. I popped my Cap’n Crunchcherry. I would say that I regret that that is the second-to-last sentence of my review, but I regret nothing.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 3\/4 cup \u2013 110 calories, 15 calories from fat, 1.5 grams of fat, 0.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 0.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 210 milligrams of sodium, 50 milligrams of potassium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 12 grams of sugar, 11 grams of other carbohydrates, and 1 gram of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/b> $1.49 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 14 oz. box
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 5 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Had that lovely sugary artificial fruit flavor. Boat jokes! You’ll like it if you’ve been craving orange cereal. Cute box design. Stays crunchy in milk. Didn’t cut my mouth to shreds.
\nCons:<\/b> Lack of vanilla flavor. The Cap’n trying to assault me. Orange flavor was very artificial. Making gross jokes about the Cap’n popping my cherry. Totally failed at capturing the flavor of a Creamsicle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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