{"id":20437,"date":"2016-08-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-10T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=20437"},"modified":"2021-01-07T11:39:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T21:39:38","slug":"quick-review-glaceau-breeze-e-strawberry-watermelon-vitaminwater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2016\/08\/10\/quick-review-glaceau-breeze-e-strawberry-watermelon-vitaminwater\/","title":{"rendered":"QUICK REVIEW: Glaceau Breeze-e Strawberry Watermelon VitaminWater"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Glaceau<\/a><\/p>\n

Glaceau’s Breeze-e Strawberry Watermelon VitaminWater is the best tasting VitaminWater I’ve ever had. <\/p>\n

Okay, I might be exaggerating and the previous sentence could be the heat talking. <\/p>\n

It’s frickin’ hot. I’ve gone through my second shirt of the day. I’m sweating like I’m guilty of something I don’t want to admit, like murder, fraud, or enjoying TLC’s Say Yes to the Dress. My body is at the point where it will say anything to get some fluids into it to replace whatever was in those two shirts. Garglepuss whoop whoop meow fart. <\/p>\n

Drinking.<\/p>\n

Drinking.<\/p>\n

Ahhhh.<\/i><\/p>\n

So I just finished all 32 ounces of it, which I believe now officially makes me hydrated, and I still think it’s the best tasting VitaminWater I’ve had. My taste buds get two flavor vibes from it. Although it supposed to be strawberry watermelon flavored, it reminds me of strawberry kiwi beverages I’ve consumed. Also, at times it tastes like an overripe strawberry. It’s not overly sweet and the flavor isn’t light like some other VitaminWater varieties.<\/p>\n

Breeze-e has overtaken VitaminWater XXX as my favorite flavor. But it has not passed XXX as my favorite VitaminWater name.<\/p>\n

Speaking of names, what does the extra E in Breeze-e mean? Does it honor rapper Eazy-E? No. Extraneous? No. Easy way to get folks to buy VitaminWater? No. Breeze-e provides electrolytes (It’s what plants crave) and a sad amount of the antioxidant vitamin E.<\/p>\n

So if you’re frickin’ hot and you happen to be at a 7-Eleven (it’s an exclusive flavor this summer) looking for something to cool you down, might I recommend my new favorite VitaminWater flavor.<\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/b> $2.49*
\nSize:<\/b> 32 fl oz bottle
\nPurchased at:<\/b> 7-Eleven
\nRating:<\/b> 9 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/b> (12 fl oz) 70 calories, 0 grams of fat, 0 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, 19 grams of sugar, 0 grams of protein, 60% vitamin C, 60% vitamin B6, 60% pantothenic acid, 15% zinc, 15% vitamin E, and 60% vitamin B12.<\/p>\n

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Glaceau’s Breeze-e Strawberry Watermelon VitaminWater is the best tasting VitaminWater I’ve ever had. Okay, I might be exaggerating and the previous sentence could be the heat talking. It’s frickin’ hot. I’ve gone through my second shirt of the day. 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