{"id":212,"date":"2005-05-17T00:00:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T10:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=212"},"modified":"2023-08-12T20:39:06","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T06:39:06","slug":"mr-clean-magic-eraser-duo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/05\/17\/mr-clean-magic-eraser-duo\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Mr.<\/p>\n

I think I might be the last person on the face of the Earth to try the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. But I guess I should be used to jumping late on the bandwagon, like I did with Hypercolor clothes<\/a>, Razor scooters<\/a>, calculator wristwatches, acid washed jeans, and the second coming of the yo-yo. <\/p>\n

I’m surprised that I’m not still living in the 1990s. Thank you VH1, for showing me what is no longer cool. Now where the hell were you in high school?<\/p>\n

Anyway, I finally got onto the bandwagon again when I tried the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo, which is slightly different than the original. It has a blue absorbent layer on one side, which is used to wipe up things like a normal sponge.<\/p>\n

If you’ve never used a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, it’s very simple to use. Just wet it like a sponge, squeeze out the excess water, and wipe away dirt and grime. Also, if you’ve never used a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, you’re even more uncool than I am.<\/p>\n

So for this review I’ve decided to also write a poem, which is very familiar to the Oscar Mayer wiener song, because I’ve had that song in my head all day for some strange reason. Enjoy.
\n
\nOh I wish the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a source of fuel.
\nA source that could run my car for months, weeks, days, or hours.
\nCause if the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a source of fuel,
\nI wouldn’t need to spend $2.45 a gallon on my car’s power.
\nHowever, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo isn’t a source of fuel,
\nBut it got rid of the stubborn Gatorade stains on my kitchen counter.<\/p>\n

Oh I wish the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a sledgehammer,
\nWith huge iron spikes that were dipped in poison or hydrochloric acid.
\nCause if the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a sledgehammer,
\nI’d use it on those damn German spammers<\/a> and turn their hands flaccid.
\nHowever, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo isn’t a sledgehammer,
\nBut it easily erased an hour-old Sharpie pen mark that was quite massive.<\/p>\n

Oh I wish the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a TV studio executive,
\nWith the power to cancel any show when ratings begin to drop.
\nCause if the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a TV studio executive,
\nReality TV would be gone, giving people 15 minutes of fame has to stop.
\nHowever, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo isn’t a TV studio executive,
\nBut it got rid of all the crap that was on my white electric stove top.<\/p>\n

Oh I wish the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a dominatrix,
\nWith a whip, stiletto heels, and dressed in a leather and chain suit.
\nCause if the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo was a dominatrix,
\nI’d want her to tie me down and step on my face with her leather boot.
\nHowever, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo isn’t a dominatrix,
\nBut it erased what’s in between my shower’s tiles without me being brute.
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Duo
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $4.99 (4-pack)
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Many uses. Easy to use. Magically got rid of stuff without much effort.
\nCons:<\/b> Slightly pricey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think I might be the last person on the face of the Earth to try the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. But I guess I should be used to jumping late on the bandwagon, like I did with Hypercolor clothes, Razor scooters, calculator wristwatches, acid washed jeans, and the second coming of the yo-yo. 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