{"id":21213,"date":"2017-02-03T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=21213"},"modified":"2025-09-19T15:06:50","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T01:06:50","slug":"review-doritos-loaded-cool-ranch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/03\/review-doritos-loaded-cool-ranch\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Doritos Loaded Cool Ranch"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My seven year old son is clearly a college \u201cdudebro\u201d in training. His perfect day involves lying on the couch in his underwear watching cartoons and playing video games. His favorite bands are Fall Out Boy<\/a> and Green Day<\/a>. He\u2019s earned the nickname \u201cDude Imperfect\u201d for his desire to watch, recreate, and innovate sportz trickshot videos<\/a>.<\/p>\n

His eating habits are the most reflective of his inner fratboy. However, as he\u2019s a decade away from the Freshman Fifteen, no junk food seem to put a pound on his lanky frame. This is most evident in his Doritos Locos Tacos appetite, and he was rush-week excited to try the new Doritos Loaded Cool Ranch.<\/p>\n

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I prepared four pieces in the toaster oven and eight pieces in the conventional oven. <\/p>\n

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Slightly smaller in diameter but four times as thick as traditional Doritos, these snacks are sprinkled with something breadcrumb-ish, as well as a muted version of the expected red and green Cool Ranch seasoning. <\/p>\n

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The pieces looked practically the same fully cooked, except that some interior cheese spurted out of every piece onto to the pan via both cooking methods. The cheese did remove easily and remain on each piece, resembling a cross between a mohawk and a pizzelle.<\/p>\n

The whole family weighed in positively. Comparisons to pizza rolls and mac \u2019n\u2019 cheese bites were both apt. The consensus views:<\/p>\n