{"id":21926,"date":"2017-04-18T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=21926"},"modified":"2021-01-10T20:24:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-11T06:24:55","slug":"review-cheetos-sweetos-caramel-puffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/18\/review-cheetos-sweetos-caramel-puffs\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Cheetos-Sweetos-Caramel-Puffs.jpg?resize=450%2C665\" alt=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs\" title=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"450\" height=\"665\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If a Cheeto isn\u2019t cheese flavored, is it even a Cheeto? Would a Cheeto by any other name smell as sweet?<\/p>\n<p>These questions have puzzled scholars and philosophers for ages. Ok, well at least since 2015 when Frito-Lay first introduced Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs. The brand\u2019s first foray into sweet snacks was, shall we say, <a href=http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/03\/02\/review-limited-time-cheetos-sweetos-cinnamon-sugar-puffs><\/a>a little underwhelming. So imagine my surprise to see that Cheetos Sweetos have multiplied and their new Caramel Puffs have bounced onto grocery store shelves just in time for what Frito-Lay calls the \u201cspring snacking season,\u201d but normal people might call \u201cEaster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I imagine that this is all a sneaky ploy by Frito-Lay so that moms and dads \u2013 sorry\u2026I mean, Easter Bunnies \u2013 everywhere might make room in Easter baskets for some crunchy snacks. Judging by the caramel-induced sugar high that Chester Cheetah seems to be having on the packaging, I imagine that this would be welcomed by children all over the world.<\/p>\n<p>I opened my bag of Caramel Puff Sweetos, and was immediately accosted by a horribly artificial caramel scent, reminiscent of an off-brand candle you\u2019d pick up at a drug store on the way to a birthday party you forgot about. The smell wafted throughout my entire apartment, causing my boyfriend to shriek with disgust from another room.<\/p>\n<p>Each Sweeto is vaguely \u201cNeil Armstrong\u2019s bootprint on the moon\u201d shaped, and is dusted with a heaping helping of brown powder. Surprisingly, unlike regular Cheetos, the powder stays firmly adhered to the Sweeto and doesn\u2019t come off on your fingertips, which I guess is good for keeping astronaut gloves clean.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Cheetos-Sweetos-Caramel-Puffs-2.jpg?resize=449%2C600\" alt=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs 2\" title=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs 2.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"449\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Preparing for the worst, I popped a Sweeto into my mouth, and was shocked by how quickly the Sweeto dissolved on my tongue like a sickly-sweet breath strip. The artificial caramel flavor is only recognizable for a second, and then is immediately replaced by the taste of corn, which is then further replaced by an off-putting aftertaste. It\u2019s like the Matryoshka doll of bad snack food.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Cheetos-Sweetos-Caramel-Puffs-3.jpg?resize=640%2C474\" alt=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs 3\" title=\"Cheetos Sweetos Caramel Puffs 3.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"640\" height=\"474\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While Chester the Cheetah\u2019s caramel-induced-fever-dream on the packaging would make you think differently, there\u2019s really no fun in eating Sweetos. When it comes down to it, they\u2019re a jazzed up snack that blasphemes Cheetos. Sweetos aren\u2019t sweet enough to earn that name, although I suppose Corntos doesn\u2019t have the same ring to it.<\/p>\n<p>In conclusion, a bag of Sweetos Caramel Puffs in your Easter basket is like the coal in your Christmas stocking. Be a good boy or girl and you\u2019ll get some Flamin\u2019 Hots instead.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; about 25 pieces \u2013 160 calories, 10 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 135 milligrams of sodium, 16 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.49<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 7 oz. bag<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Target<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 2 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> \u201cLook Ma, clean hands!\u201d The Electric Sweetos Acid Test. Making bad Easter puns.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Eau du drug store candle. Barely discernable sweetness. Incredibly artificial.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If a Cheeto isn\u2019t cheese flavored, is it even a Cheeto? Would a Cheeto by any other name smell as sweet? These questions have puzzled scholars and philosophers for ages. Ok, well at least since 2015 when Frito-Lay first introduced Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs. The brand\u2019s first foray into sweet snacks was, shall we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1535,1474],"class_list":["post-21926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-cheetos","tag-chips"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18141,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/03\/02\/review-limited-time-cheetos-sweetos-cinnamon-sugar-puffs\/","url_meta":{"origin":21926,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Limited Time Cheetos Sweetos Cinnamon Sugar Puffs","author":"Adam","date":"March 2, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"As anyone who has ever eaten Cheetos knows, 90 percent of the appeal is licking the disgusting (and by disgusting, I mean awesome) amount of cheese powder residue that clings to your fingers. 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