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<\/p>\nIf you could step into my bedroom, you would probably think to yourself:<\/p>\n
1. Why is there a rug with the famous painting of dogs playing poker on it?<\/p>\n
2. Is the strobe light on all the time?<\/p>\n
3. Are the eyes in the poster-sized picture of Marvo on the wall following me?<\/p>\n
4. What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s with all the pairs of fuzzy handcuffs?<\/p>\n
5. Holy crap! There sure are a lot of empty bottles and boxes on that shelf.<\/p>\n
Yes, there are a lot of empty bottle and boxes of unreviewed products on my shelf and every so often I need to whittle it down. Thank goodness for these product elections, which is an opportunity to get rid of old stuff to make room for new stuff.<\/p>\n
Damn, I sound like a car salesman.<\/p>\n
Anyway, for this product election, you will be able to choose from FIVE candidates:
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\n1. Lay\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Pizza Stax<\/p>\n
2. Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal<\/p>\n
3. Nabisco Kid Sense Smilin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Ritz Bits<\/p>\n
4. Rip It Energy Fuel<\/p>\n
5. Bubblicious LeBron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Lightning Lemonade Gum
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The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be considered the winner\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bitches.<\/p>\n
To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Or you can email me with your choice in the subject line. Only one choice and vote per person.<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be accepting votes until Sunday, June 5th. Sometime shortly after that, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll post the review of the winning product.<\/p>\n
Now go vote like it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the finals of American Idol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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