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This is the tragedy of Keebler\u2019s Fudge Stripes cookies – adulthood steals your ability to wear them as a ring. <\/p>\n
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As a girl, I delighted in prancing around in pretend evening gowns with a rock of a Fudge Stripe on my finger. Of course, it was far too ostentatious and impractical, so I nibbled around the edges to reduce it to a more modest size. <\/p>\n
Inevitably, it would crack and fall apart in the process, so I would have to eat it and start all over again. Now my fully-grown fingers are too thick to sport the beloved shortbread & frosting jewelry of my youth. My FS consumption dropped off considerably. <\/p>\n
Then Keebler started wooing me back with \u201cLimited Batch\u201d flavors. Peppermint. Red Velvet. Birthday Cake. Cinnamon Roll. Lemon Cream Pie. I loved them all. I was still a little sore about the ring thing, but I was definitely back in the fold.<\/p>\n
Hence, I\u2019d already written this review in my head when I lifted the package of Strawberry Cheesecake Fudge Stripes from the grocery shelves. 9 out of 10! How could I NOT love them?<\/p>\n
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When I opened the package, I was greeted by the rosy pink color of the base cookie and a strong scent of tangy cheesecake. I wasn\u2019t getting strawberry, however. No worries, I was sure the taste would make up for it. <\/p>\n
On first bite, my expected explosion of Frankenberry-ish fake strawberry didn\u2019t materialize. The cheesecake frosting flavor was good despite being a hair more acidic than most cheesecake flavored items. The strawberry shortbread apparently called in sick today, however. Instead of a fruity delight, it tasted more like eating a flour-flavored cookie with a chemical aftertaste. It\u2019s surprising since the last two Fudge Stripes flavor releases, Lemon Cream Pie and Cinnamon Roll, were spot-on with flavor tone and intensity. <\/p>\n
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This may be the only time in my life I\u2019ve said this, but I\u2019m probably not going to finish this package of Fudge Stripes. Every bite screams \u201cnot worth the calories.\u201d They\u2019re a fail for me.<\/p>\n
But Keebler, how \u2018bout an adult-finger-size Fudge Stripes release? Eh? Eh? <\/p>\n
(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies \u2013 140 calories, calories from fat (not listed), 7 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 75 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 10g total sugars incl. 9g added sugars and less than 1 gram of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n
Purchased Price:<\/b> $2.99
\nSize:<\/b> 11.5 oz. package
\nPurchased at:<\/b> ShopRite
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Great color and tasty cheesecake frosting.
\nCons:<\/b> \u201cKnock knock.\u201d \u201cWho\u2019s there?\u201d \u201cNot strawberry.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is the tragedy of Keebler\u2019s Fudge Stripes cookies – adulthood steals your ability to wear them as a ring. As a girl, I delighted in prancing around in pretend evening gowns with a rock of a Fudge Stripe on my finger. 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