{"id":229,"date":"2005-06-14T00:00:19","date_gmt":"2005-06-14T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2005-06-14T00:21:22","modified_gmt":"2005-06-14T10:21:22","slug":"june-prize-drawing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/06\/14\/june-prize-drawing\/","title":{"rendered":"June Prize Drawing!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap!  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that time of the month again!<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop stroking his freshly Veet-ed legs.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this month, three lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new bottle of <a href= http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=184 target=_blank>Poop Water<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>To enter this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Plop, plop, fizz, fizz\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in it and whatever else you would like to say.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;padding-right:10px;border:none;\" src=\"\/images\/juneprizedrawing.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or, if you think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a greedy comment whore, you can also enter by <a href=\"mailto:theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com\">sending me an email<\/a> with the phrase \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Plop, plop, fizz, fizz\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in the subject field.<\/p>\n<p>If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses.  Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry about the shipping, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll take care of it.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, June 19, 2005.  Only one entry allowed per person.  The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>To determine the winners, I will write the email of each person who enters on a sheet of two-ply toilet paper and then&#8230;Um&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nope, can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t do that, too sloppy.  <\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t do that either, too smelly.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll figure it out later.  All I know is that determining the winner will involve my toilet, and maybe a plunger.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck!<\/p>\n<p><small>Fine Print:  The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re entitled to someone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s money in a foreign country you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never heard of.  The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you America Online CDs that offer you 1000 free hours.  Bribes will not be accepted.  The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or the stupidity of any parents who allow their children to stay over at the Neverland Ranch.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap! It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that time of the month again! It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing, which is when The Impulsive Buy could possibly make your dreams come true, if your dream is to win a very cheap household or food product from some quasi-product review blog, which has a editor that can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop stroking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-prize-drawing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":208,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/05\/10\/may-prize-drawing\/","url_meta":{"origin":229,"position":0},"title":"May Prize Drawing!!!","author":"Marvo","date":"May 10, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Being it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the middle of Spring, I felt it would be appropriate to make this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing prize the Irish Spring MicroClean soap, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed in April. 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