mockolate<\/a>. I’m talking about the real shit with cocoa butter. By keeping it real, the cereal tastes like little slices of chocolate cake and that’s why I sing:<\/p>\nI’ll make love to you
\nLike you want me to
\nAnd I’ll hold you tight
\nBaby all through the night
\nI’ll make love to you
\nWhen you want me to
\nAnd I will not let go
\n‘Till you tell me to<\/i><\/p>\n
Not only does this cereal taste good, it’s also good for me because it has six grams of dietary fiber per serving, which is about one-fourth of the daily recommended intake of fiber. It’s also made with 100% whole grains, although because the cereal makes me want to spend a lot of money to get into its box, I think it might actually be made out of whore grains instead.<\/p>\n
Perhaps the only characteristic I didn’t like about the Frosted Mini-Wheats Chocolate Little Bites was its name, which was confusing. Each piece of cereal was nearly half the size of regular Frosted Mini-Wheats, but its name didn’t articulate that because I tend to think that “little” is bigger than “mini.” If the iPod has taught me anything, besides not sticking my Belle & Sebastian collection on it so that people won’t think I’m a pussy, it’s that items from small to smallest should be named mini, nano, and shuffle. <\/p>\n
I really hope Kellogg’s never decides to discontinue their Frosted Mini-Wheats Chocolate Little Bites because it’s so good and so good for me that if they did halt production of it I would have to start singing the Boyz II Men song, “It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday.”<\/p>\n
(Nutrition Facts – About 52 biscuits – 200 calories, 2 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 0.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 200 milligrams of sodium, 270 milligrams of potassium, 45 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, 12 grams of sugar, 27 grams of other carbohydrates, 5 grams of protein, and a bunch of vitamins and minerals.)<\/small><\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats Chocolate Little Bites
\nPrice:<\/b> $6.29
\nSize:<\/b> 14.5 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Star Market
\nRating:<\/b> 10 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Tastes like little slices of chocolate cake. Six grams of fiber per serving. Made with 100% whole grain. Contains real semisweet chocolate. A bunch of vitamins and minerals. Tastes best when eaten without milk.
\nCons:<\/b> Name is confusing. Milk kind of weakens its taste. Being caught with Belle & Sebastian on my iPod. My singing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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