{"id":2326,"date":"2009-02-10T01:05:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T11:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=2326"},"modified":"2020-12-02T20:16:46","modified_gmt":"2020-12-03T06:16:46","slug":"news-axe-hair-products-contribute-to-global-swarming-of-dudes-who-reek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/10\/news-axe-hair-products-contribute-to-global-swarming-of-dudes-who-reek\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Axe Hair Products Contribute To Global Swarming of Dudes Who Reek"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I had a crush on my English teacher when I was a freshman in high school. I was hoping she would break the law, go all Mary Kay Letourneau on my body and turn me into her underaged boy toy, but unfortunately my acne-covered face and braces didn’t persuade her to do so. While trying to woo her, I started wearing cologne. But I unfortunately didn’t know how much cologne I should wear. I thought five sprays all over my body would want her to come closer to me, but it did the opposite and one day she told me that I should use less cologne…a lot less cologne.<\/p>\n

So from that moment on, I’ve only given myself one good spray of cologne before I go out. I bring this story up because there are going to be a helluva lot of guys whose Axe stench is going to be greater now that there are Axe hair products to go along with their shower gels, deodorants, and body sprays. The Axe hair products have actually been out for a couple of months, but I didn’t find out until recently and I’m letting people know as a public service announcement.<\/p>\n

The hair products include shampoos, conditioners, 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioners, and hairstyling products. All of the hair products come with the typical Axe-ified names. The shampoo and conditioners are called Constrict, Dual, Intense, Armor, Primed, and Lure, while the styling products are named Charged, Laid Back, Whatever, and Refined. Axe hairstyling products retails for $6.99, while their shampoos and conditioners go for $5.99.<\/p>\n

Click here to read TIB’s review of the Axe Messy Look Paste<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had a crush on my English teacher when I was a freshman in high school. I was hoping she would break the law, go all Mary Kay Letourneau on my body and turn me into her underaged boy toy, but unfortunately my acne-covered face and braces didn’t persuade her to do so. 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