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Reporter:<\/b> Thank you for taking the time to talk with me I’m sure you two are very BUSY.<\/p>\n
Bee #1<\/b> HA! You exaggerated “busy” because we’re bees. Good one! It’s not like we’ve heard that line thousands of times.<\/p>\n
Bee #2:<\/b> Don’t make me sting you, bitch.<\/p>\n
Reporter:<\/b> I’m sorry. That was my poor attempt to break the ice. I’ve never interviewed bees before. Let’s just move on. What are your thoughts about the scientists in Australia who are giving honeybees, like yourselves, cocaine to see its effects<\/a><\/b>?<\/p>\n Bee #1:<\/b> What do I think? I think that’s bullshit. Because why do honeybees in Australia get to have all the fun? While they’re getting high, drinking Tooheys<\/a><\/b> and partying with beautiful Aussie scientists, we’re busting our black and yellow butts to build this huge honeycomb for our queen bee and collect pollen from flowers to make honey. To be honest, I’d rather overdose on cocaine than secrete wax from my body for that bitch queen bee.<\/p>\n Reporter:<\/b> You don’t think giving honeybees liquefied freebase cocaine is a bad thing?<\/p>\n Bee #1:<\/b> The only thing bad about it is that there aren’t any scientist here with the balls to do it. Besides, what else are they going to give cocaine to? Flies? They’ll buzz around anything. Bees buzz around things that smell good, like flowers, so if bees high from cocaine were to buzz around shit, puke or anything else you humans secrete from your bodies you could determine the cocaine had an effect on us. But for flies, buzzing around that kind of stuff is normal.<\/p>\n Reporter:<\/b> You don’t think what they’re doing is considered cruelty to insects?<\/p>\n