{"id":24422,"date":"2017-09-06T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=24422"},"modified":"2021-01-13T17:56:03","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T03:56:03","slug":"review-cookies-screeem-mms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/06\/review-cookies-screeem-mms\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cookies-Screeem-MMs.jpg?resize=598%2C409\" alt=\"Cookies  Screeem M M s\" title=\"Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M's.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"598\" height=\"409\" \/><\/p>\n<p>These Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M\u2019s exemplify a trend I have been noticing in the last few years. In a world inundated with pumpkin, peppermint, and red velvet flavors for holidays, some companies make whatever flavor they feel like and somehow say it\u2019s a holiday version. (I was disappointed last November when I asked for a pumpkin shake at Jack in the Box and their only \u201cseasonal\u201d offering was a Golden Oreo salted caramel shake. What does <em>that<\/em> have to do with Thanksgiving or Christmas!?) Like last year\u2019s Boo-tterscotch M&#038;Ms, these Cookies &#038; Screeem ones don\u2019t really have anything to do with Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re <em>kind of<\/em> Halloweeny because they\u2019re black (or dark purple). I guess that\u2019s how they justify it. But it\u2019s still not as Halloweeny as the regular orange and black M&#038;Ms of my childhood. (If my memory serves me right, they added purple and green to the orange and black in 2008, which I thought made them look more Eastery, and they switched to fall colors in 2010.)<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cookies-Screeem-MMs-2.jpg?resize=600%2C405\" alt=\"Cookies  Screeem M M s 2\" title=\"Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M's 2.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>These M&#038;M\u2019s consist of a speckled shell, a layer of dark chocolate, and a white chocolate center. That\u2019s all that makes up the \u201ccookies and cream\u201d side of it; if they added other flavors, I can\u2019t detect it, and the ingredients list is too vague. I do think it\u2019s a cool concept to have two kinds of chocolate in one candy.<\/p>\n<p>One of the first things I notice when I eat one is a chemical quality, probably from all the food coloring they used to make them black.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cookies-Screeem-MMs-3.jpg?resize=550%2C435\" alt=\"Cookies  Screeem M M s 3\" title=\"Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M's 3.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"550\" height=\"435\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I like dark chocolate M&#038;M\u2019s. I like white chocolate M&#038;M\u2019s. But sometimes two rights make a wrong. These chocolates aren\u2019t terrible, but I feel like the bitterness of the dark clashes with the sweetness of the white. I like the two flavors better when they\u2019re on their own.<\/p>\n<p>The sizes are inconsistent, and I actually like the small ones better. The ratio of dark to white is more enjoyable in the small ones.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t able to brush my teeth immediately after trying these, and a few minutes after I had tasted them, I got an aftertaste that tasted like Oreo. That was the closest I got to the cookies and cream experience, and even that was fleeting. I would have liked these a lot more if they followed a traditional cookies and cream approach: white chocolate with crunchy cookie bits. <\/p>\n<p>Will you go through the whole bag? Probably. But this is one of the brand\u2019s weaker offerings.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; 1 oz.\/about 16 pieces &#8211; 140 calories, 7 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 10 milligrams of sodium, twenty grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 18 grams of sugar (including 17 grams of added sugars), and less than 1 gram of sugar.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.19<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 8 oz. bag<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Target<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 5 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Cool concept of two chocolates in one candy. Not terrible. At least they\u2019re trying to branch out.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Chemical flavor. White chocolate and dark chocolate taste better on their own. Doesn\u2019t screeem \u201cHalloween.\u201d Doesn\u2019t screeem \u201ccookies and cream.\u201d Doesn\u2019t screeem \u201ca product that will come back next year.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M\u2019s exemplify a trend I have been noticing in the last few years. In a world inundated with pumpkin, peppermint, and red velvet flavors for holidays, some companies make whatever flavor they feel like and somehow say it\u2019s a holiday version. (I was disappointed last November when I asked for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1471,1486],"class_list":["post-24422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-candy","tag-mms"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24241,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/28\/spotted-on-shelves-cookies-screeem-mms\/","url_meta":{"origin":24422,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Cookies &#038; Screeem M&#038;M&#8217;s","author":"Marvo","date":"August 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"This Target exclusive features dark chocolate, white chocolate, and the ability to wipe that smug look off of the Red M&M's face. 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