{"id":251,"date":"2005-07-12T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/07\/12\/july-prize-drawing\/"},"modified":"2023-02-16T16:06:33","modified_gmt":"2023-02-17T02:06:33","slug":"july-2005-prize-drawing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/07\/12\/july-2005-prize-drawing\/","title":{"rendered":"July Prize Drawing!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other week I reviewed the new Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms<\/a>, which I received from Impulsive Buy reader, Robert, who has Trojan Condoms as a client at the public relations firm he works at. <\/p>\n

Now he sent me several boxes of the Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and a couple of boxes of the Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms, which is way too many boxes for me, since the extent of my love life right now involves me occasionally grinding my body pillow and calling it Winona.<\/p>\n

So I have an excess of condoms, or as I like to call them, “Baby Blockers” or “VD Defenders.” Because I’m tired of using them as water balloons and my body pillow has no chance of getting pregnant, I’ve decided to give away the extra boxes of condoms.<\/p>\n

This month, two lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new box of Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and another reader will receive a brand new box of Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms.<\/p>\n

Holy crap! I feel like Planned Parenthood<\/a>…or a condom dispenser in a seedy bar restroom.<\/p>\n

To enter this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Blow me\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in it and whatever else you would like to say. <\/p>\n

Or, if you think I like comments just to satisfy my fragile ego, you can also enter by sending me an email<\/a> with the phrase \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Blow me\u00e2\u20ac\u009d in the subject field.<\/p>\n

If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry about the shipping, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll take care of it.<\/p>\n

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 17, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)<\/b><\/p>\n

To determine the winners, the email of each person who enters will be printed on a small piece of paper and dropped into an unrolled Trojan Mint Tingle Condom. I will then blow up the condom like a balloon, using various oral techniques. <\/p>\n

Then I will shake the condom to mix the entries and then pop the condom using something long and hard, like a screwdriver, causing the entries to fall to the floor. The first two entries I pick up will be the winners of the Mint Tingle condoms and the third entry I pick up will be the winner of the Warm Sensation condoms.<\/p>\n

I know. I know. It would’ve been easier to just stick them in a jar, shake the jar, and pull the winners out from the jar, but I got to say “oral,” “long and hard,” and “screwdriver.”<\/p>\n

Good luck!<\/p>\n

Fine Print: Bananas and sex partners not included. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about a teen getting her first facial cumshot. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you a letter from a bank telling you that you’re pre-qualified for a $10,000 loan. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, pregnancy, or the spread of STDs.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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