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<\/center><\/p>\nI remember those days when I was soft and chunky. I would wear husky clothing, be called a geek or dork on a daily basis by girls who could beat me up, and cry when those girls took my lunch money.<\/p>\n
Oh, but how I’ve grown.<\/p>\n
I’m no longer soft and chunky, instead I’m now sensitive and slightly overweight. I don’t wear husky clothing anymore, it’s now baggy clothing. I’m no longer called a geek or dork on a daily basis by girls who can beat me up, instead I’m called weird or scary on a daily basis by girls who have cans of pepper spray and use them to take my lunch money.<\/p>\n
Oh, if only I was a cookie during my soft and chunky days, then I would’ve been just like the Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookies, big cookies with big chocolate chunks.<\/p>\n
Oh, I wish I were a Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookie.
\nThat is what I’d truly like to be.
\nCause if I were a Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookie,
\neveryone would be in love with me.<\/i><\/p>\n
But then again, if I was a Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookie, I would be an ordinary prepackaged cookie, placed into plastic packaging with other cookies like me, and we would placed on top of each other, like we were prisoners posing for pictures at Abu Ghraib prison<.\n\nI guess being a Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookie would suck. Besides, they really weren't that big. They're only about three inches in diameter, which to me was still pretty small. Of course, my way of determining if a cookie is big is by seeing if I can stick the whole thing into my mouth.\n\nIf the cookie fits into my mouth, it's not a big cookie. However, if I say the line, \"If the cookie doesn't fit, you must split,\" then I consider the cookie to be big.\n\nThe cookies may not have been big, but they were bigger than regular Chips Ahoy! and they also had lots of chocolate. Along with the usual chocolate chips, these cookies also had chocolate chunks. So dare I say it had an orgy of chocolate?\n\nI'm such a perv.\n\nAnyway, because of the orgy of chocolate, I liked these better than regular Chips Ahoy!, but despite the the bigger size and the orgy of chocolate, I didn't think there was anything special about the Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky cookies.\n\nI just think they're just plain and ordinary Chips Ahoy! cookies on steroids.\n\nItem:<\/b> Chips Ahoy! Soft Baked Chunky Cookies
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Bigger and better than normal Chips Ahoy! cookies. An orgy of chocolate.
\nCons:<\/b> Nothing really special about them. Chocolate chips and chunks looked alike. Is the exclamation point at the end of Chips Ahoy! really necessary?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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