{"id":264,"date":"2005-08-02T00:00:14","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T10:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/02\/jergens-natural-glow-daily-moisturizer\/"},"modified":"2023-08-14T17:20:00","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T03:20:00","slug":"jergens-natural-glow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/02\/jergens-natural-glow\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Jergens Natural Glow Daily Moisturizer"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jergens<\/a><\/p>\n

Here at the Impulsive Buy, I don’t review a lot of women’s products because I either lack the proper equipment, don’t know what shade would look good on me, I’m afraid of the words “cardboard applicator,” or I’m scared that I might find out I’m pregnant.<\/p>\n

However, when a reader asked if I could review the Jergens Natural Glow Daily Moisturizer, I felt that this was one women’s product I could try.<\/p>\n

What makes this moisturizer different from others is that it’s supposed to create a healthy, summer glow by just moisturizing daily. Now this scared me because I’ve heard the horror stories of sunless tanning lotions turning people orange and I didn’t want to relive the embarrassment of that time I went on a carrot diet for a week.<\/p>\n

While doing internet research on the product, I found that the Jergens Natural Glow was a hard product to find, because it’s been so popular. However, when I went to the juggernaut superstore behemoth, they had a lot in stock. So I thought maybe it wasn’t as popular as people on the internets said it was.<\/p>\n

Then I stepped outside of the store and realized perhaps the reason why there’s a lot of stock is because I live on a tropical rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that gets sunshine ninety percent of the time.<\/p>\n

The Jergens Natural Glow comes in two version, one for fair (ghostly pale) skin tones and one for medium (just pale) skin tones. Being that I sit indoors in front of a computer all day, but occasionally go outside in the sun because I run on solar energy, I picked up the Jergens Natural Glow for medium skin tones.<\/p>\n

On the tube it says that after a week of daily use the intensity of color will be reached. So for the past week, I’ve been putting it on in the morning and I’ve also been putting it on at night after I take a shower. I also decided to only put it on one leg because I thought the difference wouldn’t be too noticeable.<\/p>\n

Well after a week of use, I’m walking around with one leg that’s darker and better looking than the other. The differences between my two legs are pretty dramatic. Take a look at the picture below. (Click picture for larger view.)<\/p>\n

\"Jergens<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

The leg on the left looks like one I would wanna ask out, while the leg on the right looks like one that got beaten with an ugly stick.<\/p>\n

The leg on the left looks like it could become prom queen, while the leg on the right looks like it needs an old-fashioned stoning.<\/p>\n

The leg on the left looks like it would be fun to cuddle with, while the leg on the right looks like one I would pick last for dodgeball.<\/p>\n

The leg on the left looks like one I would want to take home to meet my parents, while the leg on the right looks like one I would want to keep locked up in the basement.<\/p>\n

Finally, the leg on the left looks like moonwalking, jheri curl Michael Jackson, while the leg on the right looks like child-molesting, too much plastic surgery Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Jergens Natural Glow Daily Moisturizer
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $6.16
\nRating:<\/b> 10 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Tans skin evenly and effectively. Easy to apply. Pleasant smell. No orange color. The leg on the left.
\nCons:<\/b> No sun protection. The leg on the right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here at the Impulsive Buy, I don’t review a lot of women’s products because I either lack the proper equipment, don’t know what shade would look good on me, I’m afraid of the words “cardboard applicator,” or I’m scared that I might find out I’m pregnant. 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