{"id":2675,"date":"2009-03-12T15:18:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T01:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=2675"},"modified":"2020-12-03T20:03:39","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T06:03:39","slug":"news-new-wheat-thins-variety-adds-cheese-and-polygon-vertices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/03\/12\/news-new-wheat-thins-variety-adds-cheese-and-polygon-vertices\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: New Wheat Thins Variety Adds Cheese and Polygon Vertices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/newswheatartisan.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center> <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a connoisseur of cheeses, except for Kraft American slices and Velveeta, so I don&#8217;t know if I should be impressed with the Wheat Thins Artisan Cheese Crackers that have either Vermont White Cheddar or Wisconsin Colby cheese baked into it.  I&#8217;m going to assume that the Wisconsin Colby cheese version will be good because if I&#8217;ve learned anything from watching Green Bay Packers games, it&#8217;s that Wisconsin knows how to make cheese.  Or they&#8217;re really good at making cheese hats.<\/p>\n<p>These crackers also come in a hexagon shape, instead of the usual Wheat Thins tetragon, which I think was a mistake.  They should&#8217;ve gone with an octagon to jump on the chiseled, sweaty and bloody back of mixed martial arts.<\/p>\n<p>The Vermont White Cheddar version has 140 calories, 5 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 gram of trans fat, 230 milligrams of sodium,  21 grams of carbs and 1 gram of fiber per 12 cracker serving.  The Wisconsin Colby cheese has 130 calories, 5 grams of fat, 1 gram saturated fat, 0 gram of trans fat, 220 milligrams of sodium, 21 grams of carbs and 1 gram of fiber per serving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a connoisseur of cheeses, except for Kraft American slices and Velveeta, so I don&#8217;t know if I should be impressed with the Wheat Thins Artisan Cheese Crackers that have either Vermont White Cheddar or Wisconsin Colby cheese baked into it. I&#8217;m going to assume that the Wisconsin Colby cheese version will be good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1333],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spotted-on-shelves"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2936,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/03\/review-nabisco-wheat-thins-artisan-cheese-crackers\/","url_meta":{"origin":2675,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Nabisco Wheat Thins Artisan Cheese Crackers","author":"Marvo","date":"April 3, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"If you don't want friends, co-workers bothering you or don't want to lose your virginity, I believe one of the easiest ways to make either of those things happen is to eat the Nabisco Wheat Thins Artisan Cheese Crackers. 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