As far back as I can remember, I\u2019ve always enjoyed eating food. From my time as a helpless baby to now as a less-helpless man, eating has always been an important daily goal of mine, aiming for at least three meals a day not only for the taste, mind you, but for the fact that it provides things like nutrients and whatnot that help to keep me alive which, at the current moment, is kind of important.<\/p>\n
Over the past few years I have been able to parlay this necessitous hobby into a I can\u2019t argue with this because, yes, there have been various points in my life I have eaten from a garbage can. And I liked it.<\/p>\n If you\u2019re ever in Oklahoma City, chances are you can find me hanging out on the Southside, downing milanesa tortas from El Chavo Supertorta, menudo from Berta\u2019s or imbibing on virgin chuviduvis from Croodoolandia. If you\u2019re paying, I\u2019d be more than happy to take you on a fully guided edible diversion the tourists don\u2019t often get to see unless they take a wrong turn.<\/p>\n If I\u2019m<\/em> paying, however, we\u2019re doing the Taco Bell Dollar Menu, holmes. Thanks for reading. \u00a1C\u00f3mpralo ya!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As far back as I can remember, I\u2019ve always enjoyed eating food. 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