{"id":279,"date":"2005-09-08T00:15:23","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T10:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/08\/ito-en-sencha-shot\/"},"modified":"2023-08-14T18:01:42","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T04:01:42","slug":"ito-en-sencha-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/08\/ito-en-sencha-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Ito En Sencha Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Ito<\/p>\n

Over the years, I have found that many good things come in small packages, like chewing gum, marshmallows, my iPod, eggs, and Danny DeVito<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I recently came across something that came in a small package, but wasn’t very good.<\/p>\n

No, it wasn’t the movie Daddy Day Care<\/a> for the Playstation Portable. It was the Ito En Sencha Shot.<\/p>\n

In Japanese, “cha” means tea. As for “sen,” I don’t know what it means in Japanese off the top of my head, but to my friends with the munchies and glassy eyes, it means they’ll be twenty dollars poorer and maybe a little late to work.<\/p>\n

Although, Sencha Shot does sound like something a little less messy than a bukkake<\/a>. (Yes! Finally! I have used the word “bukkake” in a review!)<\/p>\n

(Warning: The link above may contain stuff that is NSFW<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, the Sencha Shot is basically Japanese green tea in a can.<\/p>\n

For those of you who aren’t familiar with green tea, it’s a wonderful source of antioxidants<\/a>, which are used to get rid of harmful free radicals in our body.<\/p>\n

According to the can, it contains 152 milligrams of catechin<\/a> tea antioxidants. <\/p>\n

That amount may look impressive, but it’s not as impressive as the names of the individual antioxidants — epicatechin, epicatechingallate, epigallocatechin, and epigallocatechingallate — which are not only long, but also words that may make National Spelling Bee Championship competitors either faint, cry, or pee in their pants.<\/p>\n

Instead of a lot of long words I can’t spell or pronounce, I wish the Sencha Shot contained a lot of short words that I could pronounce and a decent flavor. It was cold and slightly bitter, just like the Japanese green tea that sat in my cup for hours because my blind date didn’t show up at the Japanese restaurant we were supposed meet at.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, there wasn’t much Sencha Shot to drink, because the small can held only 6.4 ounces.<\/p>\n

Surprisingly, the hardest thing about the Sencha Shot was not spelling bee championship-type names of the antioxidants, it was the can itself. I found out the hard way that the can was impossible to crush on my forehead, because it’s made out of steel.<\/p>\n

Actually, I found out the hard way a few times, because I didn’t realize slamming a steel can on my forehead would mess with my short-term memory. After slamming my forehead with the steel can the first time, I quickly forgot about it and attempted to crush the steel can on my forehead again…and again…and again.<\/p>\n

The next day, I woke up with a red ring on my forehead and could no longer recall the lyrics of Gerardo’s “Rico Suave.”<\/p>\n

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Item:<\/b> Ito En Sencha Shot
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $1.49 (6.4 ounces)
\nRating:<\/b> 2 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> High in catechin tea antioxidants. High in Vitamin C. No calories or fat. Finally got to use the word “bukkake” in a review. I no longer know the lyrics to “Rico Suave.”
\nCons:<\/b> Tastes like the cold green tea that I can get from waiting around for a blind date at a Japanese restaurant. Wee little can. Can is impossible to crush on forehead because it is made out of steel. Antioxidant names are hard to spell and pronounce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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