{"id":287,"date":"2005-09-27T22:15:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T08:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/28\/limited-edition-coffee-kit-kat\/"},"modified":"2023-07-19T17:36:42","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T03:36:42","slug":"coffee-kit-kat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/27\/coffee-kit-kat\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Limited<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Kit Kat, because of its four chocolate covered wafer fingers, is the perfect candy for sharing, making fake walrus teeth with, and always comes in handy if you’re being attacked by Star Jones Reynolds<\/a>. <\/p>\n

However, with this Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat, I don’t want to share them. As a matter of fact, if Star Jones Reynolds did attack me, instead of using the Coffee Kit Kat to lure her away, I’d just let her maul me and then when she’s not looking, I’ll chop off whatever limb she’s gnawing on and run\/hop away to safety.<\/p>\n

I don’t feel like sharing the Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat because:<\/p>\n

1. They’re damn good.
\n2. They’re limited edition
\n3. I’m a greedy asshole.
\n4. They’re my precious. MY PRECIOUS!!!<\/p>\n

I was surprised that I really liked the Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat, because I don’t like drinking coffee at all. For some reason, coffee doesn’t agree with me. <\/p>\n

Whenever I try coffee or anything from Starbucks, my stomach turns, like when I smell Britney Spears’ perfume Curious<\/a>, which has a product description that goes like this, “Britney Spears personifies daring and piques the curiosity of young women everywhere. Curious by Britney Spears represents the young woman that pushes boundaries and revels in adventure.”<\/p>\n

(Pause for dry heaving)<\/p>\n

I’m sorry for the dry heaving. Apparently, I not only get nauseous from smelling crap, I also get nauseous from reading crap.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat is damn good, it has a nice coffee taste and smell that’s not too strong, unlike the amount of perfume on most strippers.<\/p>\n

I was not only surprised by the great coffee taste, I was also surprised that I found a variation of a candy bar that I liked just as much as the original. It seems like candy companies are constantly trying different things to tweak their candy.<\/p>\n

For example, the Kit Kat Extra Creamy, which I had a few months ago, was totally lame, because it didn’t change the taste of the Kit Kat. It changed only the texture and it didn’t change it significantly. It’s like if Michael Jackson had plastic surgery today, it won’t make much of a difference, because he’s had so much plastic surgery. <\/p>\n

In reality, I think the only plastic surgery left that he can get done is getting breast implants.<\/p>\n

But even then, no matter how much plastic surgery he has, Jacko will still be the ghostly pale freak that moonwalks and will still be less brown than the Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat.<\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Limited Edition Coffee Kit Kat
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> 55 cents
\nRating:<\/b> 9 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Nice strong coffee taste, but not too strong. Just as good as the original Kit Kat.
\nCons:<\/b> Limited edition. Might turn you into a greedy prick. The description of Britney Spears’ perfume, Curious. Being mauled by Star Jones Reynolds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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