{"id":29138,"date":"2018-06-04T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-04T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=29138"},"modified":"2021-01-22T21:18:40","modified_gmt":"2021-01-23T07:18:40","slug":"review-7up-cream-cheese-cake-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/06\/04\/review-7up-cream-cheese-cake-bites\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: 7Up Cream Cheese Cake Bites"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"7Up<\/p>\n

When I mentioned to friends that I was trying 7Up Cream Cheese Cake Bites, at least 3 of them said “Ew!” I couldn’t understand this reaction. 7Up is just lemon-lime – how is that a revolting cake? Cream cheese and citrus isn’t a new combo. <\/p>\n

The soda-cake thing isn’t groundbreaking, either – Cola cake has existed for more than half a century. Why were they acting like I was volunteering to each live cockroaches? Have people become so conditioned by <\/a>coffee potato chips and strawberry-flavored cheese<\/a> that their Pavlovian reaction to any new flavor variety is to make a face and groan? I, for one, was excited about 7Up Cream Cheese Cake bites. <\/p>\n

\"7Up<\/p>\n

On first glance, I saw two things I liked: streusel topping (I love streusel. Haven’t found a way to make an all-streusel coffee cake yet, but I’m working on it!) and a very prominent “Freshness Date” – great, they aren’t shelf-stable until the end of time. When I opened the package, the smell was lacking in lemon-lime-essence. White cake and cream cheese were dominant, with a little shred of lemon way in the back. <\/p>\n

\"7Up<\/p>\n

My first bite was a continuation of the aroma experience – not much in the way of lemon-lime. The base was a simple yellow cake. It was tasty, but didn’t scream citrus. The cream cheese topping added a nice tang, but again, not much 7Up flavor. I tasted the streusel alone and realized it wasn’t actual streusel. I think it’s re-baked cake crumbles. Bummer. I wish the package had pointed that out in advance.<\/p>\n

\"7Up<\/p>\n

While lemon peel zest is 8th on the ingredients list, lemon oil and 7Up concentrate are 11th and 12th, under “2% or less.” No lime listed at all. That just about sums up this experience – there’s 2% or less of 7Up in this product. I find lemon in particular a flavor that’s hard to skimp on – it’s so powerful, even a little makes itself known. I suspect employee #9145 at the industrial baking plant dozed off for a couple minutes (he’s got a newborn, after all) and forgot to add in the 35-lb. bag of powdered citrus extract. <\/p>\n

\"7Up<\/p>\n

The cake is moist and the texture is a nice middle ground – not too light, not too dense. <\/p>\n

They’re not bad little cakes, which has earned them some points, but they’re not what they claim to be, which has lost them some points. I would enjoy these on a dessert table at a party, without knowing they’re supposed to be soda-flavored, but I wouldn’t buy them again.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 cake bite \u2013 120 calories, 7 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 70 milligrams of sodium, 14 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 9 grams of sugars, and 1 gram of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/b> $5.97
\nSize:<\/b> 16 cake bites\/box
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Walmart
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Decent cake, cream cheese topping is good. “Freshness Date” lets me live the illusion these aren’t mass-produced fake food.
\nCons:<\/b> Lemon-lime taste? In the immortal words of Geoffrey Holder – “Never had it, never will.<\/a>” Drink an actual 7Up with these if you want the titular experience. And don’t ever tease me with fake streusel. I can’t take it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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