{"id":297,"date":"2005-11-04T22:41:12","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T08:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/11\/04\/hefty-serve-n-store\/"},"modified":"2023-08-12T20:39:03","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T06:39:03","slug":"hefty-serve-n-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/11\/04\/hefty-serve-n-store\/","title":{"rendered":"Hefty Serve &#8216;n Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/heftyservestore.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>After seeing how the Hefty Serve &#8216;n Store interlocking plates and bowls work, I now have a better understanding of how two adolescent teens with braces making out behind the library could easily get stuck together.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the Serve &#8216;n Store plates and bowls didn&#8217;t give me a better understanding of how to separate two adolescent teens with braces that got stuck together while making out behind the library.  I think only an orthodontist could help me with that.<\/p>\n<p>The purpose of the Serve &#8216;n Store plastic disposable tableware is to allow you to serve, store, and eat leftovers.  Every plate is a lid, and every lid is a plate, locking together like Legos or two adolescent teens with braces making out behind the library.<\/p>\n<p>The whole plate-lid thing sort of confuses me, much like every time I see Latoya Jackson and wonder if it&#8217;s really Latoya or if it&#8217;s Michael with plastic surgery that makes him look black again.  How do I know the lid is actually the lid and not the plate?  Someone could easily flip it on me and mess with my mind.<\/p>\n<p>Locking together the Serve &#8216;n Store plates and bowls are significantly easier than solving a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sudoku\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sudoku puzzle<\/a> and they are also not as addictive to play with as Sudoku puzzles.<\/p>\n<p>I found the Serve &#8216;n Store plates very convenient when I wanted to pack away food in single servings, but I also found them inconvenient because they weren&#8217;t microwaveable.  I could serve, store, and eat food, but I just couldn&#8217;t warm it up.<\/p>\n<p>However, after some extra research I found that I may not be able to warm up food with the Serve &#8216;n Store, but I could entertain with them.  If you combine two Serve &#8216;n Store plates they make a decent frisbee.  If you add some bells to your frisbee, it turns into a decent tambourine, and you can pretend to be Cher or any female singer from the 1960s or 1970s.<\/p>\n<p>Besides not being able to put the Serve &#8216;n Store in the microwave, another thing that bothered me was the <a href=\"\/images\/hefty1.mp3\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener\">irritating sound<\/a> that the locked plates and bowls made when pulled apart.  <\/p>\n<p>But I guess I should be glad that the irritating sound won&#8217;t make Biggie and Tupac want to roll over in their graves like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stereogum.com\/archives\/002043.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kevin Federline&#8217;s upcoming rap album<\/a> will.<\/p>\n<p>Although when I added an 80s dance beat to the irritating sound, it <a href=\"\/images\/hefty2.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sounded much better<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It also sounded better when I added an <a href=\"\/images\/hefty3.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">edgy rock beat<\/a> and a <a href=\"\/images\/hefty4.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">weird house<\/a> beat.<\/p>\n<p>But the irritating sound became even more disturbing when I added <a href=\"\/images\/hefty5.mov\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">an 80s dance beat, plus a video of me stripping<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Editor&#8217;s Note:  Thanks to Charlie Kondek from Hass MS&#038;L for sending me the Hefty Serve &#8216;n Store to review.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>(Editor&#8217;s Note 2:  Our friend at Cheap Eats also did a review of this product, which you can read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloglander.com\/cheapeats\/2005\/10\/25\/hefty-serve-n-store-party-plates\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>.)<\/small><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b>  Hefty Serve &#8216;n Store<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  FREE (suggested retail price $2.69)<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  3 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Convenient way to store stuff.  Better than Kevin Federline&#8217;s upcoming rap album.  Combining two plates make a decent frisbee.  Combining two plates and some bells make a decent tambourine.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Can&#8217;t microwave.  Separating the interlocking plates and bowls causes an irritating sound.  Ten-inch plates come in a 15-count pack, so one plate will be lonely.  Kevin Federline&#8217;s upcoming rap album.  People who buy Kevin Federline&#8217;s upcoming rap album, all two of them, including his mom and Britney.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing how the Hefty Serve &#8216;n Store interlocking plates and bowls work, I now have a better understanding of how two adolescent teens with braces making out behind the library could easily get stuck together. 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