Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water<\/a><\/u>. This is possible thanks to the foreskinned<\/strike> aforementioned Holy Trinity of<\/strike> group of natural sweeteners.<\/p>\nFocus, young Padawan.<\/i><\/p>\n
While the Truvia-sweetened version has one-fifth of the calories found in regular XXX Vitamin Water, it also has about two-thirds of the flavor. So if you think regular Vitamin Water is too watery tasting, the lower calorie version will seem even more so with a weird aftertaste. Its color and smell also are lighter than the original version. I also wouldn’t recommend drinking it warm.<\/p>\n
Yes. There you go. No sinful thoughts. No sinful thoughts.<\/i><\/p>\n
…DAMMIT! I can’t take it anymore. FAIL.<\/p>\n
The Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water 10 was good and it tasted how I expected it to taste, but it didn’t make me want to wrap my lips around its gloryhole and…(the copy here was taken out after it was deemed to be so extremely explicit it would make strippers blush and pornstars cheer).<\/p>\n
Oh, me likey happy ending!<\/p>\n
(Nutrition Facts – 8 ounces – 10 calories, 0 grams of fat, 0 milligrams of sodium, 4 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of sugar, less than 1 gram of erythritol, 0 grams of protein, 100% vitamin C, 10% vitamin B3, 10% vitamin B6, 10% vitamin B12 and 10% vitamin B5.)<\/small><\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Glaceau XXX Vitamin Water 10
\nPrice:<\/b> $1.49
\nSize:<\/b> 20 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> 7-Eleven
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Decent tasting when cold. Ten calories per serving. Good source of vitamin C. Decent source of B vitamins. Being able to express myself. Pomegrindin’.
\nCons:<\/b> Weird aftertaste. Tastes bad when warm. Taste not equivalent to regular XXX Vitamin Water. Uses three types of sweeteners. Contains only 1% juice. Trying to write a normal review.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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