Binaca<\/a>, except in a plastic container that looks like a cigar cutter or a tool used for circumcisions.<\/p>\nI’ve also been thinking about adding the Listerine PocketMist to my usual routine when I’m picking up women at a bar or club, which goes something like this:<\/p>\n
1. See woman.
\n2. Spray Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist into my mouth.
\n3. Walk over the woman.
\n4. Tap woman on the shoulder.
\n5. Use AWESOME pickup line.
\n6. Get napkins to wipe off the drink the woman threw at my face.
\n7. Pretend she didn’t just kick me in the balls.
\n8. See another woman.
\n9. Repeat.<\/p>\n
Just a little warning for you guys who plan to use my picking-up-women routine, it works best in a bar or club, but definitely doesn’t work well at coffee shops, because they have better lighting than a bar or club and coffee is really hot. Also, keep away from tea houses as well.<\/p>\n
Despite the minty fresh flavor not lasting very long and not producing a nasal-clearing sensation like Listerine PocketPaks, I think the Listerine PocketMist would totally compliment the AWESOME pick up lines I use. For example:<\/p>\n
Excuse me. Are you a pirate? No? Well then, what are you doing with that big booty?<\/i><\/p>\n
Oh yeah! Yahtzee!<\/p>\n
Sure I might get a few slaps in the face or a restraining order, but all I need is one “yes.” Hey, it took Colonel Sanders hundreds of times before someone bought his chicken recipe and it also took Thomas Edison hundreds of times before he perfected the light bulb.<\/p>\n
My pick-up routine is not only for guys, but women can use it as well. Here’s a great pick up line you women can use on men.<\/p>\n
Excuse me, I’m REALLY thirst. Do you mind if I suck on your six-pack abs?<\/i><\/p>\n
The Listerine PocketMist not only might help you women when picking up men, it might also come in handy to repel men. If you don’t have any pepper spray handy or if you’re tired of kicking guys in the nuts, just spray some of it into the guy’s face and watch them squirm. It will deter guys with extremely greasy hair, too much cologne, missing teeth, or cheesy pick up lines.<\/p>\n
\nItem:<\/b> Listerine Cool Mint PocketMist
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $2.99 (from Drugstore.com)
\nRating:<\/b> 5 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Gives temporary fresh breath. Also works as a way to repel guys with cheesy pick up lines. Good for 140 sprays or one day of practicing pick up lines in the mirror. My pick up lines.
\nCons:<\/b> Fresh breath feeling lasts only for several minutes. Not as strong as Listerine PocketPaks. Restraining orders. Using pick up lines on women as coffee shops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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