{"id":312,"date":"2005-12-19T01:51:28","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T11:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/19\/reeses-peanut-butter-cups-with-caramel\/"},"modified":"2023-08-25T21:01:39","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T07:01:39","slug":"reeses-peanut-butter-cups-with-caramel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/19\/reeses-peanut-butter-cups-with-caramel\/","title":{"rendered":"Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/reesescaramel.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There probably have been thousands of ideas in the history of ideas that have looked good on paper, but in the end never really turned out to be very good.  For example, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/DnL\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dnL<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cowboy_Troy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cowboy Troy<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0367652\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Deuce Bigalow:  European Gigolo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, I&#8217;m sorry.  All of those things pretty much also sucked on paper.  But you get the idea.<\/p>\n<p>Now we can add the new Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel to the list.  Usually, Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups have the ability to make women orgasm more quickly than any man (Or woman.  Or vibrating object.  Or picture of Brad Pitt.) could.  <\/p>\n<p>However, after eating a couple packs of this new Reese&#8217;s variation, I can safely say that women will not orgasm after eating it, because the caramel is apparently a culinary cock block.<\/p>\n<p>I really like caramel.  I like them on apples.  I like them in Twix.  I like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eva_Longoria\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Eva Longoria<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>But the caramel in the Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel seemed to overpower the flavor of the peanut butter.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kind of like how Star Jones sometimes overpowers the rest women on The View, not only because she&#8217;s loud and obnoxious, but also because I think the other women are afraid to say anything because Star might eat them.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a reason why Barbara Walters doesn&#8217;t sit next to her, and that reason is&#8230;Appetizer. <\/p>\n<p>The Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel were good, but the caramel made the peanut butter cups a little too sweet for my tastes.  It also made the peanut butter cups is a little too unstable for my tastes.  <\/p>\n<p>With normal Reese&#8217;s, the top and bottom are pretty firm when you pinch them.  However, because the caramel, which is underneath the peanut butter, has more of a liquid consistency than peanut butter, the chocolate at bottom of each peanut butter cup is kind of soft, which could easily crack, cause a gooey caramel-ly mess, and make you more edible for Star Jones.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b>  Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  53 cents<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  3 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Good, but not as good as the original.  Eva Longoria.  Caramel apples.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Star Jones.  Caramel dominated the peanut butter flavor, making it a little too sweet.  Caramel on the bottom makes the peanut butter cup less stable.  Using the word &#8220;because&#8221; three times in a sentence.  Star Jones when she&#8217;s hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There probably have been thousands of ideas in the history of ideas that have looked good on paper, but in the end never really turned out to be very good. For example, dnL, Cowboy Troy, and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Oh wait, I&#8217;m sorry. All of those things pretty much also sucked on paper. 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