Taco Bell has brought back its Triple Double Crunchwrap and has also introduced the Chipotle Triple Double Crunchwrap. Below, in block quotes, is the slightly long-winded Taco Bell-ese used to describe the latest menu item on the chain’s website. But instead of reading all that, I’ve provided translations of every major section.<\/p>\n
\nTAKE YOUR SEAT; CLASS IS IN SESSION.<\/p>\n
No\u2026 there won\u2019t be a pop quiz at the end.<\/p>\n
Today we are discussing the Chipotle pepper. Yes, that\u2019s right, just like that found in the name of Taco Bell\u2019s new Chipotle Triple Double Crunchwrap. But please, don\u2019t jump ahead, as we will focus on that later. Now the Chipotle pepper falls within the species Capsicum annuum, and like many other peppers found in this peppy group, when added as an ingredient to other foods, can provide quite a desirable kick. The Chipotle is unique however, as it isn\u2019t just spicy. It also has a bold smoky flavor, unlike any other pepper\u2026 or is it really?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Translation:<\/strong> We added the flavor and spiciness of the chipotle to our Triple Double Crunchwrap.<\/p>\nIt turns out\u2026 our friend, the Chipotle, has a dirty little secret. It\u2019s actually a Jalape\u00f1o pepper in disguise. It\u2019s true. Go ahead, look it up if you have to. It turns out\u2026 if you take a Jalape\u00f1o, and smoke it to perfection, you end up with what is commonly referred to as the Chipotle. Now if you were then to create a creamy sauce out of this fine, smoky pepper and add in two layers of seasoned beef, two layers of nacho cheese sauce, two layers of crunchy tostada shells with lettuce, diced tomatoes and reduced-fat sour cream all wrapped it all up in a flour tortilla that\u2019s then grilled\u2026 you get the all new Chipotle Triple Double Crunchwrap. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Translation:<\/strong> A chipotle is a smoked jalapeno and we turned it into a creamy sauce to include with the two layers of beef, two layers of nacho cheese sauce, two tostada shells, lettuce, tomatoes, and reduced fat sour cream, all of which is wrapped in a flour tortilla.<\/p>\nIt\u2019s meaty, it\u2019s cheesy, it\u2019s crunchy\u2026 and with that remarkable Creamy Chipotle sauce, it\u2019s exactly what the teacher ordered (for lunch) and\u2026 exactly what you need to \u201cstudy\u201d after class. Which brings us to your homework assignment. Drop by your local participating Taco Bell\u00ae location and pick up one of these Chipotle Triple Double Crunchwrap\u00aes for yourself. Want extra credit? Take a friend and get them one too. You will have to act fast though, as it will only be available for a limited time.<\/p>\n
That concludes our lesson for the day\u2026 There\u2019s the Bell… Class dismissed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Translation:<\/strong> It’s available for a limited time at participating locations.<\/p>\nThe Chipotle Triple Double Crunchwrap has 770 calories, 38 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 0.5 gram of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 1650 milligrams of sodium, 86 grams of carbohydrates, 9 grams of fiber, 8 grams of sugar, and 8 grams of protein.<\/p>\n
If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.<\/p>\n
(Image via Taco Bell.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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