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\u201cWhat\u2019s that? [Bat]\u2019s wart, mmm! And [toad]\u2019s breath? Nothing\u2019s more suspicious than [toad]\u2019s breath! Until you taste it, I won\u2019t follow a spoonful.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n So apparently the folks over at Starbucks weren\u2019t quite creative enough to come up with their own ingredients for the Witch’s Brew Frappuccino, so they had to take worm\u2019s wart and frog\u2019s breath from Sally\u2019s soup on The Nightmare before Christmas<\/em>, and they replaced the animals to avoid copyright infringement. I\u2019m surprised they didn\u2019t add deadly lampshade in place of deadly nightshade.<\/p>\n According to various official descriptions, this purple concoction also has swamp fog, goblin regret (whatever that is), and lizard scales.<\/p>\n I\u2019ve got to hand it to Starbucks: this is a visually stunning drink. The orange-flavored purple base, the green-colored chia seeds, and the green sugar on top of whipped cream. Purple and green will never overthrow orange and black as the ultimate Halloween colors, but this is a fittingly spooky treat.<\/p>\n Will this brew gain the approval of Samantha Stephens, Winifred Sanderson, Sabrina Spellman, and Minerva McGonagall? Ehh.<\/p>\n While I was waiting for my drink, I overheard the barista talking disparagingly about it with a man who I assume was his boss. I didn\u2019t dislike it like they did, but it wasn\u2019t amazing.<\/p>\n The purple base tastes like generic orange Creamsicle. It was a nice enough flavor, but halfway through my Tall drink, I couldn\u2019t really taste it. I don\u2019t know whether I had sucked all the flavor out (like with a Slurpee), or if I had gotten numb to it. Regardless, the second half wasn\u2019t as tasty as the first.<\/p>\n The slimy, green chia seeds (bat warts, I assume) were disappointing. They had no flavor, and they seemed out of place in this drink. It\u2019s nice to break up the monotony in a drink like this, but the chia seeds weren\u2019t the best way to do it. At least you\u2019re getting a minuscule amount of nutrients from their presence, right?<\/p>\n Oddly enough, my favorite part might have been the green-colored sugar (lizard scales?) resting on the whipped cream. I don\u2019t think it’s supposed to taste like anything, but it seemed better than regular sugar. But I doubt you\u2019re supposed to consume it separately.<\/p>\n If you want to try Starbucks’ Witch’s Brew Frappuccino for the seasonal novelty of it, then go for it. It\u2019s not terrible. I love these holiday gimmicks; also, I don\u2019t drink coffee, so I was glad to have another alternative at Starbucks. It\u2019s a fun offering.<\/p>\n If, however, you\u2019re hoping for a delicious drink, there are better ways to spend five dollars.<\/p>\n Purchased Price:<\/b> $4.95 \u201cWhat\u2019s that? [Bat]\u2019s wart, mmm! And [toad]\u2019s breath? Nothing\u2019s more suspicious than [toad]\u2019s breath! Until you taste it, I won\u2019t follow a spoonful.\u201d So apparently the folks over at Starbucks weren\u2019t quite creative enough to come up with their own ingredients for the Witch’s Brew Frappuccino, so they had to take worm\u2019s wart and frog\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1477,1542],"class_list":["post-32580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-fast-food","tag-starbucks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":32538,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/26\/fast-food-news-starbucks-witchs-brew-frappuccino\/","url_meta":{"origin":32580,"position":0},"title":"FAST FOOD NEWS: Starbucks Witch’s Brew Frappuccino","author":"Marvo","date":"October 26, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Update: We reviewed it! 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\nSize:<\/b> Tall
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/b> (Tall) 270 calories, 100 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 35 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 39 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 35 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein, and 0 milligrams of caffeine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"