{"id":33,"date":"2004-09-10T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2004-09-10T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2023-08-12T16:02:26","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T02:02:26","slug":"x-treme-jell-o-chocolate-pudding-sticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/10\/x-treme-jell-o-chocolate-pudding-sticks\/","title":{"rendered":"X-treme Jell-O Chocolate Pudding Sticks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/xtremejello.jpg\" alt=\"Jello Pudding Sticks\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s review is unlike any other review I&#8217;ve done.  It going to be an xtreme review!!!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sooo xtreme that I had to use THREE exclamation points for the previous sentence.  <\/p>\n<p>How do I plan to make this review of X-treme Jell-O Chocolate Pudding Sticks xtreme?  Um, for example, you can&#8217;t see it, but I&#8217;m typing with ONE HAND!  That&#8217;s so xtreme!  Right?<\/p>\n<p>Well these pudding sticks come in a box of eight, with easy-to-open tabs.  I went through all eight in three days (I&#8217;m a growing boy, you know).  They also come in two other flavors:  Oreo and Chips Ahoy!, which the national grocery store chain I shop at didn&#8217;t have.  I think it&#8217;s about time I shop at another grocery store chain, because the store I shop at never has the flavors I want, like the elusive Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-Tarts.<\/p>\n<p>The best part of these pudding sticks is the no-hassle clean up.  When you make pudding there&#8217;s a lot of cleanup, which involves washing of bowls and spoons, also the possible need to wash your face from trying the lick the bowl clean.  <\/p>\n<p>With these convenient pudding sticks, all you do is squeeze and suck out the chocolate goodness, like it was a tube of toothpaste.  When you&#8217;re done, just throw the empty stick away.  It&#8217;s so easy to remember:  squeeze, suck, and throw away.  Isn&#8217;t that xtreme?<\/p>\n<p>So how do they taste?  Chowing down on these creamy chocolate confections causes my consciousness to come to a consuming constant climax.  Okay, not totally true, but they&#8217;re really good.  At least the alliteration was xtreme!  Wasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Okay try this:<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\nChocolate flavor.<br \/>\nWrapped in a convenient stick.<br \/>\nSugary goodness.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Haiku, baby!  How xtreme is that?<\/p>\n<p>Probably the most xtreme thing about the pudding sticks, if pudding sticks can be considered xtreme in the first place, is the fact Jell-O encourages you to freeze them.  Freezing them doesn&#8217;t make them better or easier to eat, all it does is make them a little more dangerous if you fly one across the room to your eight-year-old.  <\/p>\n<p>Is that xtreme?<\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> X-treme Jell-O Chocolate Pudding Sticks<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  $3.49 (on sale)<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  4 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  No spoons necessary to eat pudding.  Chocolate pudding goodness in a stick form.  Freezable.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Not really xtreme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s review is unlike any other review I&#8217;ve done. It going to be an xtreme review!!! It&#8217;s sooo xtreme that I had to use THREE exclamation points for the previous sentence. How do I plan to make this review of X-treme Jell-O Chocolate Pudding Sticks xtreme? 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