reviewed<\/a> the other week. It’s enough gum to last for weeks, unless you have a strong oral fixation and you also like to share, then it will only last you a couple of days.<\/p>\nJust like last month, I’ll be having two separate drawings. However, this month, one drawing is for men only and the other drawing is only for the ladies in the hizzouse. So one Barney will win a box and one Betty will win a box.<\/p>\n
However, if you happen to be a hermaphrodite, I will enter you in both drawings. But if you are a hermaphrodite, and you win, you MUST show proof in the form of a doctor’s note.<\/p>\n
To enter this month\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with THREE THINGS. <\/p>\n
1. The words “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
\n2. Whether you’re a male, female, or a hermaphrodite.
\n3. Whatever else you would like to say.<\/b><\/p>\n
Please fill out the email field, because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry about the shipping, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll take care of it.<\/p>\n
The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 19, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, Canada, and Guam. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)<\/b><\/p>\n
Good luck!<\/p>\n
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about “lovely russian bittches in action.” (Yes, that’s how the spammers spelled it.) The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will improve your managerial skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or Brokeback Mountain not winning Best Picture.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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