{"id":342,"date":"2006-03-22T00:18:38","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T10:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/22\/quiznos-prime-rib-sub\/"},"modified":"2017-12-07T11:49:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-07T21:49:47","slug":"quiznos-prime-rib-sub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/22\/quiznos-prime-rib-sub\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiznos Prime Rib Sub"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mmmm…Prime rib. <\/p>\n

It’s one of the staples of the all-you-can-eat dinner buffet, along with soft serve ice cream, a salad bar with your choice of ranch, thousand island, and Italian dressing, soggy corn on the cob, belts that need to be opened up a notch, and smelly, smelly restrooms.<\/p>\n

The prime rib stop always holds up the rest of the buffet line, sometimes stopping the buffet traffic all the way back to the cauliflower at the salad bar. <\/p>\n

When people see prime rib, they want prime rib, unless they like their meat well done, they’re a member of PETA<\/a>, or they believe Adam’s rib, which formed the sexy, naked Eve, can be the only thing called “prime rib.”<\/p>\n

An all-you-can-eat dinner buffet is usually the only place where people consume prime rib, because cooking a prime rib is not a job for the impatient or really hungry people.<\/p>\n

However, thanks to Quiznos, which is probably the easiest 25-point Scrabble word there is using the letters “Q” and “Z,” we can all enjoy prime rib without the “goodness” of a Las Vegas buffet, like long lines or old ladies in motorized carts bumping into you.<\/p>\n

The Quiznos Prime Rib Sub consists of thinly-sliced, slow-roasted prime rib with mozzarella cheese, sauteed onions, and mild peppercorn sauce. <\/p>\n

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I felt compelled to purchase one after seeing the commercial for it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.<\/p>\n

If you haven’t seen the commercial, go visit the Quiznos site<\/a>, it’s wonderful food pr0n. <\/p>\n

The commercial shows an orgy of prime rib that glistens with the shine of the greasy mild peppercorn sauce, stuffed in between two long buns, with white mozzarella cheese oozing out from between the meat. Of course, the sandwich in the commercial looks nothing like the picture above, which looks like two haggard hobos getting it on.<\/p>\n

Although, the Quiznos Prime Rib Sub looks like two haggard hobos getting it on, it tastes like whatever the opposite of two haggard hobos getting it on would be. In other words, it was pretty good. The peppercorn sauce was good, but thankfully it wasn’t overpowering, which allowed the flavor of the meat to be noticed. The meat wasn’t tough and there really was an orgy of it, as you can see from the picture above.<\/p>\n

However, just like most good prime rib buffets, the Quiznos Prime Rib Sub was very pricey. A regular-sized prime rib sub, which is about eight inches long, costs about ten dollars. <\/p>\n

Too bad it wasn’t all-you-can-eat prime rib subs, because then it would’ve been worth it.<\/p>\n

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Item:<\/b> Quiznos Prime Rib Sub
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $9.29 (Regular-Sized)
\nRating:<\/b> 3.5 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> An orgy of meat. Mmmm….Tasty! Good peppercorn sauce. All-you-can-eat buffets. Using “Quiznos” in Scrabble.
\nCons:<\/b> Hella expensive. Cauliflower. All-you-can-eat buffets. Old ladies in motorized wheelchairs running to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mmmm…Prime rib. It’s one of the staples of the all-you-can-eat dinner buffet, along with soft serve ice cream, a salad bar with your choice of ranch, thousand island, and Italian dressing, soggy corn on the cob, belts that need to be opened up a notch, and smelly, smelly restrooms. 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