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I don’t know if Kevin Federline likes Pop-Tarts, but I do know that he has a rap album coming out. If K-Fed does like Pop-Tarts and if he wrote lyrics about Pop-Tarts for his album, I think they would go something like this:<\/p>\n
My name is K-Fed, I’m richer than you.
\nAlthough it’s Britney’s money, I can spend it too.
\nI buy cars, motorcycles, bling, and booze,
\nBut I also buy Pop-Tarts, any flavor I choose.<\/i><\/p>\n
I get them by the crate, carton, or barge container,
\nThe ones with chocolate are much greater.
\nSometimes when I really can’t decide on a flavor,
\nI buy every single one and save them for later.<\/i><\/p>\n
I’ve got a dozen toasters in a row when I have a Pop-Tarts party,
\nWhen Britney is away I consume Pop-Tarts and Bacardi.
\nIf I eat two in a row, I call it a meal that’s hearty.
\nIf I eat more than three, the room is gonna smell a little farty.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8When I eat two at a time, I hold one in each limb.
\nWhen I want more, I give one to my homie Tim.
\nYeah I eat a lot of Pop-Tarts, but how do I stay so slim?
\nI followed the weight loss plan from that Olsen twin.<\/p>\n
I’ll stick one in the toaster before I get ready when I’m on the run.
\nBecause I don’t have any hygiene I’m ready before it’s done.
\nI’d eat a whole box of Pop-Tarts if I want to do something fun.
\nCuz I don’t have chores, responsibilities, or an occupation.<\/p>\n
Tryin’ to shove a whole Pop-Tart down your mouth is very funny.
\nI pay members of my entourage to do it for me with Britney’s money.
\nI feed Pop-Tarts to Sean Preston when he gets hungry.
\nBut I keep them away from Britney, cuz I don’t want her chubby.<\/p>\n
<\/i><\/i>Word.<\/i><\/p>\n
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I know K-Fed’s album hasn’t, as Britney would say, “dropped” yet, but I guarantee the Apple Strudel Pop-Tarts will be one billion times better, cause less headaches, be better at getting the hotties on to the dance floor, get more respected from other rappers, and be a better father to K-Fed’s kids.<\/p>\n
The Apple Strudel Pop-Tarts are pretty good, although I’m not sure they are as good as the Frosted Apple & Cinnamon Pop-Tarts I had growing up, which was one of my favorite flavors back in the day. For those of you who are too young to remember “back in the day,” back in the day there were only something like six Pop-Tart flavors, half of them had frosting on them. Now it’s like Baskin-Robbins ice cream, with thirty something flavors.<\/p>\n
The Apple Strudel Pop-Tarts aren’t as sweet as I remember the Frosted Apple & Cinnamon Pop-Tarts were, but still pretty tasty nonetheless. I’ve never had an apple strudel before, or any kind of strudel for that matter, so I don’t know if it tastes like one. However, it was apple-ish and a little cinnamon-ish.<\/p>\n
I only had one gripe with it. I wished there was more frosting on the top of it, instead of the drizzle they have. I know the drizzle makes it look strudel-ish, but having a solid, huge layer of frosting on top would make it even better. But I guess I should be happy that there is some frosting, because Pop-Tarts without frosting are very lame.<\/p>\n
Although, frosting-less Pop-Tarts don’t even come close to being as lame as K-Fed dropping some rhymes.<\/p>\n
(Editor’s Note: The Impulsive Buy has reviewed a whole heck of a lot of Pop-Tarts over its existence. You can read previous Pop-Tarts reviews here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, and here<\/a>.)<\/small><\/p>\n Item:<\/b> Apple Strudel Pop-Tarts I don’t know if Kevin Federline likes Pop-Tarts, but I do know that he has a rap album coming out. If K-Fed does like Pop-Tarts and if he wrote lyrics about Pop-Tarts for his album, I think they would go something like this: My name is K-Fed, I’m richer than you. 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\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $2.00 (on sale)
\nPurchased At:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 3.5 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Tasty. Good. Apple-ish and a little cinnamon-ish. Made with real fruit.
\nCons:<\/b> Needs more frosting on top. Not good frozen. K-Fed’s hygiene. K-Fed’s rhyming ability. K-Fed reproducing. PopoZ\u00c3\u00a3o.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"