{"id":3445,"date":"2009-05-07T00:00:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T10:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=3445"},"modified":"2023-08-25T20:40:28","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T06:40:28","slug":"news-dreyers-slow-churned-snack-size-cups-tries-to-make-break-ups-less-fattening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/07\/news-dreyers-slow-churned-snack-size-cups-tries-to-make-break-ups-less-fattening\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Dreyer&#8217;s Slow Churned Snack Size Cups Tries To Make Break Ups Less Fattening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/newsdreyercups.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>I don&#8217;t know if what I see on television is true in real life, but it seems like whenever a female character gets dumped by her boyfriend, the following scene is of her eating ice cream straight from the pint container.  Because of this, whenever I&#8217;ve been dumped by a woman (and you know who you are), I usually slam down a pint of ice cream, which makes me feel good while I&#8217;m eating it, but will later pay for it later in the form of five pounds added to my gut.<\/p>\n<p>The problem with eating ice cream straight from the container is that it&#8217;s hard to stop while thinking about all the wonderful times I spent with my former significant other while watching reruns of Law &#038; Order.  Before I knew it and before Briscoe was able to get a search warrant, I finished the entire pint.  Thankfully, the Dreyer&#8217;s Slow Churned Snack Size Cups will help curb the gluttony.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of a pint of ice cream, each snack size cup only contains six ounces.  But it&#8217;s not six ounces of regular Dreyer&#8217;s ice cream, it&#8217;s six ounces of their Slow Churned ice cream which has half the fat of their regular stuff.  It comes only in three flavors: Mint Chocolate Chip, Chocolate and Vanilla Bean.<\/p>\n<p>A container of the Vanilla Bean has 150 calories, 5 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 17 grams of sugar and 4 grams of protein.  The Chocolate contains 170 calories, 6 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 20 grams of sugar and 5 grams of protein.  The Mint Chocolate Chip has 210 calories, 8 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 21 grams of sugar and 5 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if what I see on television is true in real life, but it seems like whenever a female character gets dumped by her boyfriend, the following scene is of her eating ice cream straight from the pint container. 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