Check out the video here<\/a>.<\/p>\nCome on, when you got to stab someone with a broken glass bottle, it needs to shatter on the first whack on the edge of the bar, maybe two whacks at the most. <\/p>\n
Because if it doesn’t, you’re in danger and you can expect the following things to happen to you: someone stabs you with their own broken glass bottle shiv; someone hits you from behind with a barstool; or your body gets dragged across the bar, clearing everything off of it.<\/p>\n
Now you’re probably asking yourself, “Couldn’t he just take someone else’s bottle?” I don’t want to take someone else bottle and shatter it, just to stab someone, because that’s just plain rude, especially if they just opened it. That’s a total waste of alcohol, unless it’s a light beer, then that’s a totally different story, because they may not realize it, but I’m doing a favor for that person I took the light beer bottle from.<\/p>\n
The reason why the Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k bottle won’t shatter is because there’s this wrapper around it, which has all the fancy graphics and the nutritional information. Coca-Cola could’ve just put a sticker with the fancy graphics on the bottle like every beer does, because beer companies know that beer bottles make great shivs. <\/p>\n
Also, you don’t really need nutritional information, because there really isn’t much nutrition in Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k. There’s 45 calories, zero grams of fat, 30 milligrams of sodium, 12 grams of carbs, 12 grams of sugar, and zero grams of protein per eight ounce bottle.<\/p>\n
That’s another problem with the Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k bottle, it’s too damn small. I wish it came in a bigger bottle, because that means more Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k and a bigger shiv, unless it shatters and all you have left is the bottleneck, then it doesn’t really matter.<\/p>\n
As for the Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k itself, it was surprisingly really good. When I opened the bottle there was pleasant spicy and coffee scent, which really grabbed me and punched me in the nose. If I was able to shatter the bottle and stab some guy in the face with it, he would definitely notice that pleasant spicy and coffee scent.<\/p>\n
After drinking it, I was surprised by the fact that the coffee taste didn’t overcome the cola. After all, coffee is strong enough to overcome drug sniffing dogs when trying to smuggle cocaine into the country. Also, I was surprised by the lack of the typical coffee bitterness.<\/p>\n
Overall, Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k definitely creates a very delicious fusion of coffee and cola.<\/p>\n
But the bottle still sucks.<\/p>\n
(Editor’s Note: The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible if you attempt to shatter the Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k bottle and injure yourself due to the bottle shattering or any other accident. The editor of The Impulsive Buy was stupid to try to shatter a glass bottle, so please don’t be stupid.)<\/small><\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k
\nPrice:<\/b> 50 cents (8-ounces) (it was definitely on sale)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Surprisingly really good. Nice fusion of coffee and cola. Nice spicy and coffee scent. Zero grams of fat. Low calorie. Glass bottles that break on the first whack.
\nCons:<\/b> Small 8-ounce bottle. Glass bottle won’t break, so it can’t be used as a shiv. Quasi-product review blog editors who try to shatter glass bottles. Light beer. Bar fights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Let me tell you, this bottle of Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k sucks. No, no, no. Not the coffee and cola fused Coca-Cola Bl\u00e3k inside, just the bottle itself sucks. Why does it suck? Because I can’t use it in a bar fight. 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