Right now, The Impulsive Buy is being bombarded by visitors from somewhere unknown<\/strike> Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day. I just want to welcome those visitors from somewhere unknown<\/strike> Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day and hope you enjoy your stay here.<\/p>\n
The Impulsive Buy is dedicated to providing humorous quasi-reviews about various consumer goods. Each review goes off on some tangent, but almost always comes back to complete the review. If it didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t, we wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be a quasi-review website. Instead we would be some quasi-babbling website.<\/p>\n
The Impulsive Buy USUALLY posts two or three reviews a week. About one in every fifty are actually any good.<\/p>\n
The staff of The Impulsive Buy are not experts, but they do like to try anything that has any of the following words on the product: new, improved, new and improved, better tasting, reconditioned, less fat, fat-free, best-selling, less calories, reduced for quick sale, limited edition, free toy, 50% off, or now with Olestra.<\/p>\n
Thanks for visiting.<\/p>\n
Marvo
\nEditor
\nThe Impulsive Buy<\/p>\n
PS – Where the heck are you folks coming from?<\/strike><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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