Magic 8 Ball<\/a>, which has accurately predicted on many occasions that I will not get laid.<\/p>\nIt was difficult trying to find the elusive Staples Easy Button. For the Staples online store has been sold out for months. I thought, if only I had a Staples Easy Button to make it easier to find a Staples Easy Button. However, I ended up doing something much easier…eBay.<\/p>\n
It was well worth the $4.75 plus $4.99 shipping to have the opportunity to see you unraveled, Sudoku. Now with one press of this Staples Easy Button, all your answers will be revealed!<\/p>\n
(Presses Staples Easy Button)<\/p>\n
“That was easy.”<\/p>\n
What? Where are the answers? <\/p>\n
(Presses Staples Easy Button again)<\/p>\n
“That was easy.”<\/p>\n
Why won’t you show me the answers, Staples Easy Button?<\/p>\n
(Presses it again)<\/p>\n
“That was easy.”<\/p>\n
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!<\/p>\n
The Staples Easy Button doesn’t work!<\/p>\n
You may have won this battle, but you have yet to win the war, Sudoku. I shall unlock your mysteries someday.<\/p>\n
SUDOKU!!!<\/p>\n
(Editor’s Note: Thanks to Impulsive Buy reader Muneer for letting me know about the Staples Easy Button. If only it could truly make my life easier.)<\/small>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a8<\/p>\n
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Item:<\/b> Staples Easy Button
\nPrice:<\/b> $4.75 (plus shipping)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> eBay
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Says “That was easy” when button is pushed. Batteries included. Nice novelty item to have on your desk at work. Kittens. Frosted Flakes.
\nCons:<\/b> Totally ineffective in making things easy. It can’t even make Paris Hilton easier. Not available at Staples online store. Can easily annoy those around you if pressed too many times. My inability to solve a sudoku, figure out a Rubik’s Cube, put together a jigsaw puzzle, and make women orgasm. William Faulkner novels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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