www.apple.com\/support\/ipod\/<\/a>). Just click on the request repair link and that will lead you to various online forms you need to fill out. After you fill out the forms, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get an email saying a box will be shipped to you. The box, which comes with enough foam padding to possibly win any egg drop contest, arrived the next day.<\/p>\nYOU WILL GET TATTOOS ON YOUR ASS WITH \u00e2\u20ac\u0153WIDE\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ON ONE CHEEK AND \u00e2\u20ac\u0153LOAD\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ON THE OTHER!!!<\/p>\n
So now that my iPod was on its way for repairs, I could concentrate on drowning out the world and the voices in my head. But what could I do?<\/p>\n
NOTHING!!! YOU ARE MINE TO CONTROL!!!<\/p>\n
CDs? Carry around four and a half inch disks that can hold around fifteen songs? I probably would have, but I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t own a CD player. <\/p>\n
Or I could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve listened to the radio with its commercials and obnoxious DJs. Ha! I spit in the face of radio! Ptwooie!<\/p>\n
I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think of anything so I had to tolerate the world and do what the voices in my head told me to do.<\/p>\n
YOU WILL GO ON THE GAME SHOW JEOPARDY AND ALWAYS GIVE THE ANSWER \u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT IS POOP?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Several times a day I was checking the iPod support site to see how the repairs were progressing. For a whole week nothing happened. Then finally on Wednesday, the iPod support site said another iPod was ordered for me and it was shipped the same day. <\/p>\n
I thought I would get it the next day, but that didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t happen because of the delivery guy. The problem with him, who has delivered stuff to me before, is that he knocks really softly. You would think having the ability to knock loud enough to get a person\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s attention would be in the job description, along with able to lift heavy loads, knows roadways, good customer service, and have an excellent driving record.<\/p>\n
YOU WILL OPEN A STARBUCKS!!!<\/p>\n
So I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hear him knock when he first attempted to deliver my iPod to me, the day after it shipped. Instead I was left with a note saying he will try to deliver it the next day. <\/p>\n
The next day I waited for the delivery guy in the living room with the front door of my apartment open. He arrived at around 1:00pm and I had my iPod connected to my computer minutes later.<\/p>\n
YOU WILL VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION!!!<\/p>\n
It was pretty crazy without my iPod but everything in my world is now balanced again and the voices in my head stopped.<\/p>\n
NO YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! NOOOOO!!!<\/p>\n
From this experience, I learned a valuable lesson. <\/p>\n
I need a backup iPod.<\/p>\n
\nItem:<\/b> Apple iPod Repair Service
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> FREE (iPod was under one year warranty)
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Overnight shipping. Got a new iPod. I can tune out the world.
\nCons:<\/b> Almost two weeks without my iPod. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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